1. All right, New Zealand – we need to talk.
2. Where do you get off being so bloody GORGEous?
3. Enough with the snow-capped mountains and mirror-like lakes...
4. ...and mind-blowing glaciers.
5. Even your bloody RAIN CLOUDS are Gram-worthy.
6. And this sky porn is borderline NSFW.
7. It's all a little bit unfair, don't you think?
8. Winter is sickeningly beautiful.
9. And summer is equally so.
10. Must all your trees be so tall and handsome?
11. Or your lakes so inviting?
12. Stop it. Just stop.
13. WE GET IT, OKAY?!
