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    Updated on Mar 29, 2019. Posted on Oct 31, 2017

    14 Tweets For Anyone With A Skincare Routine And A Sense Of Humor

    "The first person to exfoliate their face had to have done it accidentally, right? Like tripped and face planted in the sand — wow feels smooth!"

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    Um I can’t just “stay the night” without notice. my skincare routine is like 8 fuckin steps

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    “Are you prepared to survive a zombie apocalypse?” First of all, a zombie apocalypse would really put a dent in my skin care routine.

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    me: skincare! my other organs: please help us .

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    @gaylenglass / Via Twitter: @gaylenglass

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    @oogsBay / Via Twitter: @oogsBay

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    the first person to exfoliate their face had 2 have done it accidentally right, like tripped and face planted in the sand- wow feels smooth!

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    when ur reading a skincare thread and step 1.) is "don't get stressed"

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    yea i treat the inside of my body like a wasteland but my skincare routine is on fucking point

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    me w/ scars,acne, oil: cleanser, toner, gel, moisturizer, topical cream person w/ smooth clear skin: i use water s… https://t.co/zxvltOpD7d

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    *organizes a meeting with my acne and mental health* so, what the fuck is going on around here

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    @adieuordies / Via Twitter: @adieuordies

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    When I peel off my face mask n my acne is still there

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    hi yes um what moisturizer will help w/feelings of perpetually running a few steps behind my own life grasping at a mirage of who i should b

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    @marcellacomedy / Via Twitter: @marcellacomedy