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[at a party] me; *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?
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Since we're starting to become more environmentally savvy and ditching plastic straws, may I recommend bringing these bad boys back https://t.co/OxNX1dQdFU
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me: sees a product made out of hemp my brain: we love an environmentally friendly biodegradable sustainable material with many uses my bigger stronger brain that controls my speech: HAHAHA THEse CUPS ARE MADE OF WEED THIS IS WEED LMAOOOOO FBI ON LINE ONE PLEASE WEED EMERGENCY
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yeah your butt is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment
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When you refused a straw so the ice just keeps hitting you in the face but you're doing it for the turtles
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"Oh no thanks, I brought a metal straw." *Pulls a plastic straw wearing a leather studded vest out of my backpack.*
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wonder what it will be like when I die and find out the only earthly deeds i actually get judged on are like all those water bottles I threw away instead of recycling
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{slowly digs both of my feet into the wet sand} {whispers} planet shoes
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Yeah I’m DTF D- Down T- To F- Freaking save these sea turtles
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starbucks: we’ve banned plastic straws! me: oh hell yes starbucks: yeah we’ve got these cool new lids instead me: what are they made of starbucks: plastic me: starbucks: me: starbucks: wait shit
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bdsm stands for bees do so much for the environment
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did a spider write this
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When you bring your own bag to the supermarket
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Starbucks eliminates plastic straws. Next step is to eliminate the plastic lids that replaced the straws. Next step, eliminate the plastic cups. You ask the barista for a venti cold brew. She brings out the beer bong. It’s now or never.
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me (after a bunch of beers at a party): oh no im about to unleash the beast lol [i start helping the host clean up and put together a bag for recycling]
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LADIES PICTURE THIS: It’s 15 years from now. Your house has geothermal heating & cooling and is powered entirely by solar panels. They’ve finally made diapers biodegradable. The bee population is healthy and the ocean is free of plastic. Everything is upcycled. Life is good.