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Which Hopkins Frat Would You Be In?

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We get it, you're trying to be indie and it's mostly working. There's a fine line between being Elmo's and Wawa here and you've definitely achieved it by rushing guys who exclusively wear flannels and tight pants and serving Franzia alongside Natty Boh. You take pride in your maze of a basement and also by playing classic rock at parties. See you on M level with your juul, yeah? There's more banter to be had– but don't spill our pledging secrets!

Phi Psi

Yeah yeah, you're Charles Street Social Club now. No, I won't pronounce it like "sisk." You either play football, basketball, baseball, or you really want to. Going downtown sounds fun and so does making friends outside of sports! But that hardly happens so here's a cup of Jungle Juice or a beer. Who are we anyway?

Wawa

All you need are your boys and your basement. You love making people think you're bougie and you can't be bothered to drink anything except cups on cups of lemonade that's mostly Everclear. You definitely buy Instagram followers, though, and absolutely never go to Brody. We won't tell anyone the Rolex on your wrist is fake.

Elmo's

You're a nice guy who can't be bothered to well, do anything really. You're just nice. Girls are friends with you! Although I heard your pledging is rough– are you trying to prove something? Have fun hosting parties that freshman think are the shit until November. Sorry your mixers keep getting cancelled. Wonder why.

Beta

You don't care about "rankings," you have your frat and that's all that matters. Until all of the other frats during O-week are on C&D or Sopro and you start using lists at the door of your parties. Who's the social climber now? Relax, your basement sucks and your frat brothers are all sweaty. Euugh, next.

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