1. Backpacks

2. High Heels

3. Pachyderms

4. Computrons

5. Cuff Links

6. VR Headsets

7. Lighters

8. Pocket Watches

9. Corrective Lenses

10. Guitars

11. Sewing Machines

12. Coffee Machines

13. Cameras

14. Nutcrackers

Everything is more badass when it's steampunk. Shhhhhh, no arguing. That's just science.
Also doubles as jetpack, portable craft brewery, and time machine.
That stiletto is made from a five-inch copper bolt. Fierce doesn't begin to cover it.
Do you even elephant, bro?
Where we're going, we don't need Wi-Fi.
"Oh, your cuff links only hold your shirt sleeves together? That's cute."
"More like Oculus Grift, amirite?"
"Here, let me light that for you. With my damn finger like a BOSS."
What time is it? 1855, that's what time it is.
"You see with yours. I get seen in mine."
If you try to play "Freebird" on this axe, it bursts into flames in your hands.
Pretty much anything with "machine" in the name, steampunk is gonna do it better.
Don't ask for "half caff" anything. Just don't.
If a picture's worth a thousand words, a steampunk picture has gotta be worth at least two thousand.
Yes, that thing is actually a nutcracker. No, we have no idea why it needs to be that massive.