Five Things You Have Done That Kylie Jenner Hasn't

Kylie Jenner is the youngest member of the 2017 Forbes list at the tender age of 19, boasting an impressive worth of $41 million. She has a cosmetic line that you would love to hate but just can't (that matte lip tho). She has an upcoming E! show that will no doubt be a smash hit, unlike the spinoffs of her siblings (sorry Khlo, I love you). She also has 96 million (and counting) Instagram followers. But my dears, the things she's never done.

1. Secretly told the bartender to hold the alcohol in your cocktail because rent is due tomorrow

*psst...make that double Coke, no Jack*

2. Used a maxi pad as toilet paper

Because your need to go was more dire than your need to check your TP situation and your assistant is on a permanent vacation.

3. Taken the sticker off that organic produce to get it for the non-organic price

$3 each for organic avocados? Who would really pay that?

4. Taken an Advil PM at 4:00pm because life is just too much

Don't wanna deal? Sleep!

5. Purchased a Kylie LipKit and become a new woman

I support you, Ky. And so do my lips.