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Which Greek Hero Are You? Part 1

which pathetic trope are u 

ur mum a ho

the vending machine broke and you are (1) hongry mf:

milk first or cereal

yeehaw

thots on revenge

how was your childhood

what is ur fav pasttime

how did you die

what crimes have u commited

someone broke into ur house at night

thots on parentz

prophecy?

pick a vine

ACHILLES
live fast die young angery little twinks do it well. 
boi u thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
u r a feral rage monster cuddle bear who is soft for 1 person and 1 person only
and also dont like rules
fuck u agamemnon

a-kill-ease

PSYCHE
oh.
so you got a good ending. fuck u.
if being hot is an illegal industry then u r the queenpin of that shit, u funky war criminal
you're on the top of 'aphrodite's thot destroyer list' , feelsbadman
u read paranormal romances dont u u little shit

sikey

ATLANTA
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOI YOU A BADDIE 
also u have a temple kink

atlantis

CYRENE 
man u a bad bitch and i respect that
but out of all suitors in the world
you chose.,,,HIM???? HIM???????????????????????????
smh

sai-reeen

ODYSSEUS 
*anime glasses shine* ur the teacher's pet arent u u little shit
u probably get lost a lot
fuckin nerd

hmmm

golden poster boy headass look at u wit ur happy ending and all that plot armor i hate u 
be tragic for once
simp

not percy jackson

THESEUS 
u probably post edgy quotes on instagram and leave ur friends on read because u like to instill a sense of "you're important, but not that important" to them 
u r distracted easily and will fight anybody
go sit in ur chair and let hades torture u for ur crimes

adhd rage monster

oh wooooow u got heracles wooooooooooooooooow ur so amazing wooooooooooooooooooow u killed ur wife but everybody glosses over that because u did 12  labors or whatever woooooooooooooooow clap clap
u need to calm down and drink respect women juice or ill drop kick u

hercules- wait

u and the boys have a bond no one can break
ur the one to not do anything in a group project and in the end come over and take all the credit
and it's medea that did all the work
fucking run u little shit

jason derulooooooooo

BELLEROPHON
u like my little pony and being better than the gods
mmmm watcha sayyyy

bella ciao

lyre crying bitch baby prototype beammeupsoftboi headass

AENEAS,
you transferred to another school and became a hotshot there cause noone here gave a fuck about u and ur stupid pie crust invention
also ur plot armor central. dido deserved better 
screw u

mamma mia

Do u think this is a game? do u think loving u is anything but a commitment and one i will gladly accept? u sweet thing, u precious fluff,  I would DIE for you steal the moon and STARS for you u innocent babie I would walk through HELL for you i would KILL a man, god AND a titan fOR YOU-

hyacinthus

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