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    The Abomination

    Once, a very long time ago, he used to worship his stomach and was famous for his gluttony. He observed neither holy days nor abstinence days, and he would boast about this. And then he died by choking on a huge piece that was lodged in his throat. He first suffered horribly from suffocation as he turned blue and orange foam burst from his mouth.