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Which Member Of The Sports Patriarchy Are You?

How would you describe your high school experience?

What are you writing?

What's your pet peeve?

What's your relationship status?

Describe your press box attire.

Where do the majority of your Flex Points go?

What is your role in the office?

What would be on your back playlist?

Describe your dream date.

What is your relationship with news?

Congratulations! You're Sports Editor Liz Greason! You are fun, competent and way more professional than the three-year-olds you work with. You're the office mom (when Deb isn't around) and friends with pretty much everyone. You have a healthy obsession with the women's basketball team and your stories almost always clock in at over 1,000 words — 5,000 if it's a feature about Muffet McGraw. You should be proud. We’ll tell Muffet you said hello.

Elizabeth Greason

Congratulations! You're Associate Sports Editor Toby Hoonhout! Sure, you work for The Observer, but you definitely don't live in the basement of South Dining Hall. When you're above ground, it's all about PLS and living it up. Work hard, play hard, am I right?

Toby Hoonhout

Congratulations! You're Editor-in-Chief Ben Padanilam! You haven't slept in a month, but at least you're in charge! You spend as much time as possible with your one true love — The Observer — but when you do have to play school, Aristotle has your heart. Ignore the cyberbullies and haters and keep telling yourself you're not the biggest jerk on the internet.

Ben Padanilam

Congratulations! You're Assistant Managing Editor Marek Mazurek! You're a huge esports fan and The Observer's resident lightweight, but hey, it could be worse! You've got "mad game" and can break out those first-kiss sweatpants in a pinch! You're under-appreciated, but an integral member of the office. You are wise and fashionable, no matter what the haters say.

Marek Mazurek

Congratulations! You're sports writer Daniel O'Boyle! You're banned from the office courtesy of your #immigrant status, so you spend all your spare time eating fresh in LaFun and cheering on your favorite soccer teams! But come football season, remember to set alarms before 7 p.m. kickoffs — it's hard to wake up in time to get to the stadium.

Daniel O'Boyle

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