1. A cordless stick vacuum that'll let you get all the vacuuming done once and for all with as little effort as possible. Ditch the bulky, heavy vacuum that barely picks up any of the dog's fur for something lightweight and portable that works even better.
2. And a robot mop and vacuum if the thought of vacuuming and mopping makes your knees weak. The robot can clean for up to 110 minutes at a full charge and automatically return for recharge.
3. A storage ottoman to show off your "lazy yet stylish" sleight of hand to others with comfy, clean perfection. Here, you can store and keep the house tidy by putting away board games and blankets while quite literally resting easily.
4. A bottle of mildew/mold remover that'll require little of you other than wiping away. Mildew and mold are no laughing matter, but the idea of cleaning them has never been easier with a bottle of OxiClean.
5. A pressure washer, because who has the time to clean every square foot of their deck on their hands and knees? Witness the power of water while cleaning yours with a mesmerizing proficiency.
6. A shower caddy so you can keep everything in your shower neatly tucked away amongst the caddy's copious shelves and panels. And hey, while we're here, the bronze finish is a good way to style the bathroom, too.
7. A pack of Magic Erasers that'll understand you are busy and do not have time to be on all fours scrubbing scum off surfaces for hours. A Magic Eraser works like, well, magic 🪄 in the sense that it removes grime with the tiniest amount of elbow grease.
8. A squeegee, because there is a reason why this relic has been around since the dawn of lazy cleaning: the ease of scrubbing windows. Simply spray your favorite window cleaner (I know, tough choice) and witness no streaks or constant redos.
9. An under-the-bed storage bag to help give you a couple of "literally can't even" days where you just feel like putting everything under your bed. These storage bags, however, are more than a bandaid because they keep the elements out of the way and ensure that whatever you keep is neat and intact.
10. A Clorox TolietWand so you can get toilet cleaning to be a one-and-done kind of situation. As someone who owns this product, this wand turns the toilet a perfect blue and cleans every square inch of the toilet with glee.
11. An automatic soap dispenser, because who has the time to deal with sticky soap bottles that leave messes wherever they go? I know you sure don't. Instead, go for a dispenser with a motion sensor to deliver the perfect amount of soap each time and with little mess.
12. A motion-sensor garbage can, because if you're a lazy cleaner, the last thing you want is to touch the icky garbage. Plus, the bright red color adds just a little pop to the mundane.
13. A countertop dishwasher that'll provide some aid when it comes to the most time-consuming endeavor ever to grace us: cleaning the dishes. This tiny but mighty dishwasher is perfect for people who do not have a built-in dishwasher but nonetheless want to avoid hours at the sink.
14. A pet food automatic dispenser, because Spot and Whiskers have picked up your cues and are now lazy when it comes to feed time. The pet food dispenser is on an automatic timer and will mean that you do not have to fuss with big, clunky feed bags that stink and lead to a mess.
15. A three-tier shoe rack so you can combat the urge that is so tempting to just plop your shoes down after a long day of school or the office. The bamboo material is, of course, lovely, and keeping your entryway tidy will never be so simple with these three shelves.
16. A self-cleaning cat litter box, because your time is better spent giving Whiskers catnip and pointing a laser on the floor than having to clean the you-know-what. Yuck! This litter box will also help keep the floors clean because it's 99% dust free!
17. A Swiffer Duster so you can avoid constructing scaffolding during your daily cleaning — this isn't the Sistine Chapel, after all. The Duster acts like a magnet against all the dirt and dust bunnies while you simply graze the ceiling on your daily stroll.
18. A couch cover to help keep your living room the comfy spot that it is meant to be. The couch cover will prevent ambient dust or pet fur from staining and damaging the cushions.
19. A pack of roach-killing bait, because unless you're Dale Gribble, you will find no desire or drive to engage in the often intimidating process of killing roaches. Oh, I get it, I am a huge scaredy cat of roaches, but this bait requires just laying down "stations" that will attract and then kill nasty critters, leaving you with just tossing the bait away and disposing of the dead roaches.
20. A cooktop cleaning kit that'll finally erase all memories of the time you tried to turn your stove top into a hibachi grill. This simple spray kit comes with all the tools of the trade to keep the often-neglected stove top looking pristine.
21. A microwave cover, because not having to clean up spills and splatters from your spaghetti or curry isn't lazy — it's just smart. Not much to this stallion other than cover your food and behold a sparkling-clean microwave.
22. A drying rack to help you avoid unnecessary trips to the laundry room, keep your clothes from shrinking, and save some money on the energy bill.
23. A mail organizer so you can prevent the pillars of ignored mail from piling in your home. The simple wooden piece requires you just to drill some holes and observe a new spot for mail and your keys.
24. An over-the-door shoe holder, because if you're not going to assemble a shoe rack (totally understand), you can opt for putting up a fabric holder right over the door to keep your walls and floors clean. This holder holds up to twenty-four shoes, making the idea of keeping the shoes tidy a tangible reality.
25. A laundry hamper to help you avoid the puddles of dirty clothes littered all about the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, and, please help us, patio. Nothing is easier than throwing your clothes in a braided seagrass hamper for your ease.
26. A set of storage cubes so you can keep everything nice and consolidated with the absolute bare minimum effort. The cubes are perfect for any room, from the bathroom for storage, the bedroom for clothes, or the WFH office for files and supplies.
27. A small wastebasket, because all those crumbled-up paper balls being thrown from your desk would be so much better if it was going into a wastebasket.
28. An 18-piece pack of microfiber cleaning towels that'll clean surfaces and screens with minimal effort and hardly any streaks! And they said laziness wasn't the mother of invention. I use microfiber cloths for my computer and phone and am always impressed by the clean screen and lack of scratches.
29. And a wire storage box, because we can all use some help avoiding the tangles and trips from a messy bundle of wires floating all about our homes. The nifty box will require you just to put some cables in a box and then be ready to witness a floor clear of wires forever.
30. A bamboo silverware organizer that'll be your guide for avoiding a totally disheveled silverware drawer. A simple yet elegant bamboo silverware organizer will perfectly keep your kitchen looking clean, organized, and refined with barebones effort.
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