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Would you make it until the end? Watch the housemates from <a href="http://www.telemundo.com/shows/gran-hermano" target="_blank">Gran Hermano</a> strategize as they compete for $250K and catch the show LIVE every Sunday at 8/7c and 5 PST on Telemundo. ‪#‎GranHermanoUS‬

Would you make it until the end? Watch the housemates from Gran Hermano strategize as they compete for $250K and catch the show LIVE every Sunday at 8/7c and 5 PST on Telemundo. ‪#‎GranHermanoUS‬

How Long Would You Last In The "Gran Hermano" House?

You’d try your best to be strong and resist the urge to leave the house on your own, but you’d just miss your abuelita’s tamales too damn much — plus, you’re not about that portioned frijoles + budgeted groceries life. You’d take your dang mochilas and auto-expel yourself from the house grandiosely, slaying the premature exit game like only you can, with reguetón blasting in the background and confetti decorated with your face flying everywhere.

A week

You would get fairly far in the game by confusing the crap out of your housemates, purposefully. Are you nice? Are you mean? The idea is that no one would ever really know: One day you’d eat all the granola in the house and clog the toilet with an avocado for fun, next day you’d cook huevos rancheros for everyone and draw beautiful portraits of them. Your sneaky ways would only get you so far, and out you’d be midgame.

Seven weeks

You’d last three weeks, which ain’t bad. The thing is, you’d just be too damn likeable. See, you’re like ice cream: People like you too friggin’ much…and too much of a good thing, well…results in a clogged artery(?). People would vote you out of the house ‘cause they’d want to meet you in the outside world, and upon your exit you’d immediately be declared “Mayor of the World” and greeted with a tres leches–flavored ice cream created after you.

Three weeks

You’re a natural leader, a closet mathematician, and, utilizing the most mind-blowing strategy (swapping your incredible foot massages for food and telling epic stories about your tías playing ouija that viewers go crazy over), you’d become both your housemates’ and the public’s favorite. SO FELICIDADES. Now, whatchu gonna do with all that dough boo?

CONGRATS, YOU’D WIN

You would make it until the end: THE WHOLE THREE MONTHS. Pero sorry, you wouldn’t win. However, you’d actually be BFFs with the winner, so after leaving the house they would call you and offer to split the money 50/50. Then, together, you’d launch the world's most successful dry-cleaning app.

You’d go all the way, but not win

Once the producers shut down the show and the crew leaves, you’d find yourself so enamored with the house jacuzzi that you’d refuse to leave and would roam the abandoned house eating wild plants...forever. A documentary would be made of you and you’d become the most famous Internet meme ever to exist, making Carmen Salinas v jealous.

Forever

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How Long Would You Last In The "Gran Hermano" House?

It ain’t easy to be away from the world for three months. Watch this epic show every Sunday LIVE at 8/7c and 5ps on Telemundo. ‪#‎GranHermanoUS

How Long Would You Last In The "Gran Hermano" House?

It ain’t easy to be away from the world for three months. Watch this epic show every Sunday LIVE at 8/7c and 5ps on Telemundo. ‪#‎GranHermanoUS

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