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    12 Reasons It's Impossible To Follow A Diet In College, As Shown By Super Cute Dogs

    Eating has always been something your good at, so why hide your true skills?

    1. Pizza is the biggest chunk of your food pyramid.

    2. They always have something new to try in the dining hall.

    3. Every time you visit home your Mom sends way too many cookies back with you.

    4. The first night you start your diet, your friends come home with Chinese food.

    5. You're so broke you'll eat LITERALLY anything cheap.

    6. It doesn’t help that the line at the salad bar is always super aggressive.

    7. Who knew alcohol could have so many calories??

    8. Healthy food is kinda weird to eat anyways.

    9. And let's face it, when you see someone snacking, you have to join in.

    10. "There's free food outside!"

    11. You're always celebrating someone's birthday, which means cake!

    12. You'll obviously just work it all off tomorrow anyways, right?