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23 Hysterical Tweets That Will Make Dessert People Laugh Out Loud

"Just spooning my boyfriend...out of his container...it's ice cream."

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"I'm full, do you want my dessert?"

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Just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream

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*eats a grape* That was healthy. I deserve a reward. *eats five chocolate cakes*

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The cookie dough package said, "Do not eat raw." I ate it raw. I live dangerously.

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Just assume I've saved room for dessert. You don't have to ask.

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My fatass thought this was a warm chocolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. ITS A ROCK

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When you've eaten way too much but still order a dessert

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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut

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People who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me.

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I swear this donut is prettier than me

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When someone asks you to share your dessert.

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We always knew it'd end this way You holding the last of the ice cream and me holding a knife.

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I'm never not thinking about what's for dessert.

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are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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see you can't do this type of stuff with me because I put whole cupcakes in my mouth 😭

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Do you ever just out of the blue remember that Martha Stewart & Goop savagely shaded each other with bougie dessert.

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100. Chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch

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i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

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Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake

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4-year-old: Can I have a brownie? Me: You didn't finish your dinner. 4: Duh. I had to save room for dessert.

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