Food·Posted on Jul 12, 201623 Hysterical Tweets That Will Make Dessert People Laugh Out Loud"Just spooning my boyfriend...out of his container...it's ice cream."by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. daphne @tbhdaphne "I'm full, do you want my dessert?" 01:25 PM - 16 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. hannah❁ @pointlessmendes Just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream 02:54 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. pizza slut @tbhjustpizzaa *eats a grape* That was healthy. I deserve a reward. *eats five chocolate cakes* 12:28 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rebel Jyn Rebels @RebelJynRebels The cookie dough package said, "Do not eat raw." I ate it raw. I live dangerously. 01:54 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck Just assume I've saved room for dessert. You don't have to ask. 07:54 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bitch Code @TheTumblrPosts My fatass thought this was a warm chocolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. ITS A ROCK 12:15 AM - 08 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Pingu Problems @PinguProblems When you've eaten way too much but still order a dessert 01:46 PM - 21 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Shy Nikki @Rousselqac i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 03:14 AM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Angelus @AboveAverage_Ed People who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me. 12:16 AM - 28 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. $ @IIVIIIIX I swear this donut is prettier than me 12:54 PM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Caspar Lee @Caspar_Lee When someone asks you to share your dessert. 04:43 PM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Just a girl @Heldinchains We always knew it'd end this way You holding the last of the ice cream and me holding a knife. 02:31 PM - 29 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. andy lassner @andylassner I'm never not thinking about what's for dessert. 01:40 AM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Conall Keenan @_conallkeenan are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now? 03:00 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Relatable Quotes @RelatableQuote see you can't do this type of stuff with me because I put whole cupcakes in my mouth 😭 05:29 PM - 28 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dawn Robinson @DawnRambles My favorite flavor of cake is more. 12:37 PM - 27 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. this bitch @AlannaBennett Do you ever just out of the blue remember that Martha Stewart & Goop savagely shaded each other with bougie dessert. 02:59 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. baberaham lincoln @sinamonnroII 100. Chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch 04:00 AM - 29 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. giraffe @giraffevibe i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday 12:57 PM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Julie Whittaker @juliewhittakerr Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. 04:16 AM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. pastel @pastetics dessert is life 03:30 AM - 29 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. MatamaanKa @MatamaanKa I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake 12:57 AM - 08 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Can I have a brownie? Me: You didn't finish your dinner. 4: Duh. I had to save room for dessert. 12:25 AM - 21 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite