Food·Posted on Jul 5, 201623 Food Tweets That Are Just Really HilariousBecause you're probably hungry right now.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sam Escobar @myhairisblue when you offer me a piece of candy vs. when i find out it's banana-flavored 10:05 PM - 14 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Raylo @Powerful when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag 04:08 AM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. PAPA JACK ® @PapaJackQuote Pizza will never break your heart. 10:40 AM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. an eel @trashaneel me: hey put pineapple on the pizza everyone: 01:03 AM - 06 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Govenment Tanks @Burger_Time_ Broth is just meat tea 09:42 AM - 09 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Undershirt On Shawty @YungCostanza Pizza Singles: For the young professional on the go 01:53 PM - 16 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ellen DeGeneres @EllenReaction why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets 07:51 PM - 20 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Andreea Hluscu @ayyhluscu *slides obama a $10 bill* cottage cheese is disgusting please ban it 04:26 PM - 06 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. karen zack @teenybiscuit labradoodle or fried chicken ? 03:25 AM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. chuuch @ch000ch honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions 10:23 PM - 12 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dan Ozzi @danozzi RT if you woke up questioning your entire life so far and stressing about the uncertainty of your future and just gave up and got bagels 03:16 PM - 31 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. matt: lubchansky @Lubchansky can you imagine being the first person to try caviar. just tear open a fish and eat whatever the fuck freaky beads fall out of it 10:20 PM - 20 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. tove (dumb idiot) @tomipuff I would like a warm hound please "Excuse me?" A flaming puppy "..." Fire canine "Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?" Yes. A scorching pooch 11:31 AM - 20 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan Just ate a salad when I could've eaten a cheeseburger. Where's my reward? I should get an award, right? Maybe a cheeseburger. 07:35 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. nap grass @snowglakes at subway: lol here's a handful of lettuce have a great day. here's a squirt of mayo in yr mouth. god bless. 01:49 AM - 05 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. DVS @DVSblast Oh you like food? What's a potato taste like? Yeah that's what I thought, you dunno shit....you don't eat no food, player. 01:36 AM - 17 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lizzy @thedirtbird Jelly. Baby needs jelly. 12:57 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham 04:19 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. a girl has no brand @NicCageMatch Mmmmm this coconut water tastes great, sort of like if you added cum & milk to regular water & then it went bad? Super refreshing. Thanks. 05:56 PM - 28 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sad Tiger @SaddestTiger sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about. 03:14 PM - 05 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. pimpinyograndma @__swaggyV I dead ass didn't wanna wash a plate💀 07:41 PM - 25 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ken Jennings @KenJennings "Hmm, this ice cream doesn't taste enough like wood" --inventor of the popsicle stick 09:54 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. unicorn @tbhjustunicorn If anyone ever tells u that u put too much parmesan cheese on ur pasta stop talking to them u dont need that kind of negativity in ur life 02:09 AM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite