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22 Very True Tweets About Birds That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

"Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town."

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"WHYYY MEEE!" I YELLED TO THE SKY, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID BITCH" A BIRD CHIRPED

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When birds run it's like omg what in the fuck are you doing

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I wonder if birds ever get sad and then are like, "jk, I can fly."

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[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature "Fly." [sees bird] GODDAMMIT

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birds are so stupid GET SEPARATE POOP AND PEE HOLES YOU IDIOTS

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my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town

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[god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know

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*pigeon walks into meeting & slams briefcase on table* Anyone want to guess what's in here? *pulls out a french fry* A gold mine, thats what

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"my house sure is quiet. i wish something was here yelling at me 100% of the time" -someone right before they get a bird

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i've invented the Universal Bird Translator *outside chirps transform into chorus of a thousand LET'S FUCK and THIS IS MY SPOT*

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[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU

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PLEASE HELP: Have you seen this bird?

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How to be a bird: 1) Yell a lot 2) Annoy people 3) Act like a dumb tiny airplane 4) Eat worms for some reason 5) Stab people w/ your beak

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Woke up before dawn so I went & yelled into a birds nest TIME TO WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS and then I cried because who yells at birds.

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Ostrich is not even a good bird, can't fly, poops all over my house, scares my family please help us!

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If a bird poops on you it's good luck, if it lands in your mouth he is immediately inducted into the Bird Hall Of Fame

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What idiot called them bird baths & not crow bars

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Let's name these birds! Um, blue birds. Red birds. Those are black. Black birds. Okay, that was easy. Thanks for coming, everybody.

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some reasons why big bird is one of the worst birds around: cannot fly not fast lives in a alley unemployed ostracized by bird community

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i'm pretty good at bird sounds. if I did 1 right now you wouldn't think I'm a bird but you'd be like wow he does it above average for a man

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[sunrise] BIRDS: Chirp! OMG! Another day! The majesty of this world is unparalleled! Chirp! HUMANS: I wish I were dead

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Have you ever seen a bird on a really windy day, just flapping its wings like a maniac, but it's not going anywhere? That's life.

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