Animals·Posted on Jul 29, 201622 Very True Tweets About Birds That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud"Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town."by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. BLACK LOVE @JUNGLEPUSSY "WHYYY MEEE!" I YELLED TO THE SKY, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID BITCH" A BIRD CHIRPED 06:26 AM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff When birds run it's like omg what in the fuck are you doing 05:17 PM - 23 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad I wonder if birds ever get sad and then are like, "jk, I can fly." 11:40 PM - 01 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. (((ghost mom))) @radtoria [sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature "Fly." [sees bird] GODDAMMIT 07:32 AM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya birds are so stupid GET SEPARATE POOP AND PEE HOLES YOU IDIOTS 08:51 PM - 18 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town 04:10 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. audrey farnsworth @audipenny [god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know 05:29 AM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. elaine @IRLPepperMD *pigeon walks into meeting & slams briefcase on table* Anyone want to guess what's in here? *pulls out a french fry* A gold mine, thats what 03:21 AM - 27 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ☠ lil helly ☠ @hell_doe "my house sure is quiet. i wish something was here yelling at me 100% of the time" -someone right before they get a bird 11:16 PM - 01 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. wwwdmmmffnn @woodmuffin i've invented the Universal Bird Translator *outside chirps transform into chorus of a thousand LET'S FUCK and THIS IS MY SPOT* 07:15 PM - 12 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. jade @TheDreamGhoul [inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU 01:01 AM - 18 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad PLEASE HELP: Have you seen this bird? 12:43 AM - 06 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. (((Michael))) @Home_Halfway How to be a bird: 1) Yell a lot 2) Annoy people 3) Act like a dumb tiny airplane 4) Eat worms for some reason 5) Stab people w/ your beak 06:35 PM - 28 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Smug Lemur @Smug_Lemur Woke up before dawn so I went & yelled into a birds nest TIME TO WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS and then I cried because who yells at birds. 01:34 PM - 23 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life Ostrich is not even a good bird, can't fly, poops all over my house, scares my family please help us! 06:36 AM - 28 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Tommytoughstuff @Tommytoughstuff If a bird poops on you it's good luck, if it lands in your mouth he is immediately inducted into the Bird Hall Of Fame 05:11 PM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious What idiot called them bird baths & not crow bars 07:34 PM - 11 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Just Jason @longwall26 Let's name these birds! Um, blue birds. Red birds. Those are black. Black birds. Okay, that was easy. Thanks for coming, everybody. 07:08 PM - 23 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. local badboy, @hippieswordfish some reasons why big bird is one of the worst birds around: cannot fly not fast lives in a alley unemployed ostracized by bird community 01:03 AM - 08 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 70 ceeks @Karate_Horse i'm pretty good at bird sounds. if I did 1 right now you wouldn't think I'm a bird but you'd be like wow he does it above average for a man 02:44 AM - 03 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Hippo @InternetHippo [sunrise] BIRDS: Chirp! OMG! Another day! The majesty of this world is unparalleled! Chirp! HUMANS: I wish I were dead 03:16 PM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott Have you ever seen a bird on a really windy day, just flapping its wings like a maniac, but it's not going anywhere? That's life. 07:39 PM - 08 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite