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14 Funny Tweets That Will Remind You Why You Love And Hate Hotels

"Hotels are constantly overestimating how much ironing I plan to do."

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Hey hotels - enough with the lotions. We get it, you want us to jerk off.

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It's nice that hotels keep a bible in the room, so while you're committing sins you can check to make sure you don't miss any.

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I like hotels b/c their magnifying mirrors give me the opportunity to say hi to the family of skin tags developing around my eyes

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If you like hotels so much why don’t you marriott *rollerblades into traffic*

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Going to hotels strictly for the room service

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If hotels really wanted to boost business, they'd leave a pizza on the pillow.

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I think hotels set their rates based on how hard the shower is to figure out.

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Hotels are constantly overestimating how much ironing I plan to do.

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The only hotels worth staying in are the ones with free continental breakfasts.

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Dear hotels, Please stop putting bathroom mirrors in the worst places. Sincerely, no, I do not need a full length mirror next to the toilet

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"So I was walking through the hotel and I look over and see..."

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[hotel lobby] Sir would you like our turn down service? "Sure" Very good sir. GIRL BEHIND THE DESK: I'd rather die than go out with you

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I think hotels should be required to post a disclaimer if they don't have power outlets within easy reach of the bed.

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