Travel·Posted on Nov 21, 201614 Funny Tweets That Will Remind You Why You Love And Hate Hotels"Hotels are constantly overestimating how much ironing I plan to do."by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe Hey hotels - enough with the lotions. We get it, you want us to jerk off. 05:08 PM - 10 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott It's nice that hotels keep a bible in the room, so while you're committing sins you can check to make sure you don't miss any. 12:09 AM - 12 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Andy Richter @AndyRichter I like hotels b/c their magnifying mirrors give me the opportunity to say hi to the family of skin tags developing around my eyes 11:47 PM - 28 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jonnifer lopez @senderblock23 If you like hotels so much why don’t you marriott *rollerblades into traffic* 11:24 PM - 30 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Taste Luxury @TasteLuxury Going to hotels strictly for the room service 02:35 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Rock @TheMichaelRock If hotels really wanted to boost business, they'd leave a pizza on the pillow. 02:01 AM - 04 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Alex Baze @bazecraze I think hotels set their rates based on how hard the shower is to figure out. 02:30 PM - 25 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe Hotels are constantly overestimating how much ironing I plan to do. 11:05 PM - 07 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Common White Girl @damnitstrue The only hotels worth staying in are the ones with free continental breakfasts. 06:50 AM - 07 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin Dear hotels, Please stop putting bathroom mirrors in the worst places. Sincerely, no, I do not need a full length mirror next to the toilet 04:40 AM - 17 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dory @Dory "So I was walking through the hotel and I look over and see..." 02:14 PM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 [hotel lobby] Sir would you like our turn down service? "Sure" Very good sir. GIRL BEHIND THE DESK: I'd rather die than go out with you 05:52 PM - 23 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. nature art @radnature Under water hotels look amazing 09:09 AM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Brian Kibler @bmkibler I think hotels should be required to post a disclaimer if they don't have power outlets within easy reach of the bed. 10:55 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite