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Joe Jonas is an enigma. Which part of Joe are you? Come see My Life As A Jonas Brother: A Sing-Along Musical NOV 30th - DEC 2nd

Which Joe Are You???

UGH! Mom forced you to choose an after school hobby. What is it?

Red Rover Red Rover Send \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Right Over!

What did you do to your Sims?? Be HONEST.

You are young, ambitious, and starry-eyed. Just as the first female president, whoever she may turn out to be, probably dreamed of being president in her adolescence... so have YOU dreamed of the first moment you would sweat on a preteen girl upon the stage of the Madison Square Garden. On a Sunday afternoon, you can be found donning your band pin studded jean jacket and slipping away from the chaos of it all, stealing a moment to tenderly yet purposefully wrap your lips around a mug of warm, aromatic apple cider. One quiet moment just for you. SHOOT FOR THE STARS (and not just the ones on Radio Disney)

Dreamer Joe

Is the earth... all that we see? Do we not... experience... more? Are we naught but... fallen leaves, adrift on a stream of lavender uncertainty? These questions? Always with you. You wonder. You lay awake. You rise, weary from having lain awake, and wonder but in the daylight hours this time. In church, once the most sacred and holy of places, your thoughts begin to wander down a path you cannot follow. There are too many prickly bushes. The trails have yet to be clearly marked. Someone told you they saw a bear out there once. At the end, Jesus holding hands with Mickey Mouse. Yet still they wander. And still you want.

Philosophical Joe

Sorry, didn't see you there. Too busy doing a backflip. That's not a metaphor. The only reason you hate on the Veronicas so hard is because you think they're so PRETTY. WHAT? You can't hear anything over the sound of your own righteous shreds. The last time someone tried to talk to you was 2008. ARE WE GETTING BRUNCH OR NOT?

Intense Joe

Shane Gray has a way of getting under your skin and hanging on for dear life. You've dated Five Girls and can confidently say women are NOT to be trusted. You DON'T have long hair anymore and everyone needs to DEAL WITH IT. "Don't Charge Me for the Crime" is your magnum opus. If Kevin puts the toilet paper roll on upside down one more time you're GOING to lose it. Your walls are high and their only Trojan horse is girls who are 2% less smart than you and have been hurt before.

Angsty Joe

Everybody look left. Everybody look right. Everywhere you look you're standing in eternal fear of this fraternal empire crumbling around you. You're not in a boy band. You're not in a boy band? You're in a boy band. Who are you talking to? How long have you been talking? How long have you been dancing for them? YOU HAVEN'T. Have you? WHO'S TALKING to you? Nick, is that you? Nick. NICK.

Nervous Joe

You are the Antijoe.
You are oblivion.
You live in a beautiful house with your beautiful wife and beautiful children.
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