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What Squad Member Are You?

Take this quiz to discover which Squad member you really are.... or aren't?

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  1. Which Clue character are you?

    Professor Plum
    Professor Plum
    Mrs. Peacock
    Mrs. Peacock
    Mr. Green
    Mr. Green
    Miss Scarlet
    Miss Scarlet
    Colonial Mustard
    Colonial Mustard
    Ms. White
    Ms. White
    Mr. Body
    Mr. Body
  2. Which How I Met Your Mother Character are you?

    Ted
    Ted
    Robin
    Robin
    Marshall
    Marshall
    Lily
    Lily
    Barney
    Barney
    Ted's Daughter (Penny)
    Ted's Daughter (Penny)
    Ted's Son (Luke)
    Ted's Son (Luke)
  3. What's your favorite snack food?

    Cupcake
    Cupcake
    Exquisite Grilled Cheese
    Exquisite Grilled Cheese
    Reese's Cup Blizzard
    Reese's Cup Blizzard
    Chicken Nuggets
    Chicken Nuggets
    A Large Steak
    A Large Steak
    A Smaller Steak
    A Smaller Steak
    Grapes
    Grapes
  4. What store do you frequent the most?

    Hot Topic
    Hot Topic
    H&M
    H&M
    Half Priced Books
    Half Priced Books
    Kohl's
    Kohl's
    Cabela's
    Cabela's
    Kings of Vapor
    Kings of Vapor
    Amazon
    Amazon
  5. What fictional character do you identify with the most?

    The Penguin (Gotham)
    The Penguin (Gotham)
    Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
    Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
    Agnes (Despicable Me)
    Agnes (Despicable Me)
    Ann Perkins (Parks and Recreation)
    Ann Perkins (Parks and Recreation)
    Iron Man (Iron Man)
    Iron Man (Iron Man)
    Emperor Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove)
    Emperor Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove)
    Po (Post Enlightenment) (Kung Fu Panda)
    Po (Post Enlightenment) (Kung Fu Panda)
  6. Your reaction to being offered weed:

    Uhhh, yeah?
    "Absolutely not, I love myself."
    "Lay off, I listen to the law."
    "Get away from me you THC addict!"
    "No thanks, I'm a good person."
    "Get off my case, weed stoner!"
    "What do I look like? A failure?"
  7. What Harry Potter character are you?

    Hermione Granger
    Hermione Granger
    Luna Lovegood
    Luna Lovegood
    Neville Longbottom
    Neville Longbottom
    Minerva McGonnegall
    Minerva McGonnegall
    Seamus Finnegan
    Seamus Finnegan
    The Weasley Twins
    The Weasley Twins
    Horace Slughorn
    Horace Slughorn
  8. What's your deadly sin?

    Pride
    Envy
    Wrath
    Greed
    Lust
    Sloth
    Gluttony
  9. Choose an accessory:

    Phone
    Phone
    Ring
    Ring
    Mug
    Mug
    Tsum Tsum
    Tsum Tsum
    Journal
    Journal
    Sketch Book
    Sketch Book
    Cat
    Cat
  10. Pick a Quote:

    "Evil will always win because good is dumb." - Space Balls
    "I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it." - Alice in Wonderland
    "Kachow!!" - Lightning McQueen, Cars
    "You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me." - C.S. Lewis
    "To think I would have to work with a street ruffian." - Symmetra (Overwatch)
    "You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." - A.A. Milne
    "My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic." - Someone...
  11. Pick a Pet:

    Doggo
    Doggo
    Pupper
    Pupper
    Cat
    Cat
    Fish
    Fish
    Hedgehog
    Hedgehog
    Unicorn
    Unicorn
    A Different Cat
    A Different Cat
  12. Favorite TV Show:

    Psych
    Psych
    Black Mirror
    Black Mirror
    Fairy Tail
    Fairy Tail
    Community (Pre-Gas Leak Year)
    Community (Pre-Gas Leak Year)
    Bojack Horseman
    Bojack Horseman
    The Middle
    The Middle
    Parks and Recreation
    Parks and Recreation
  13. Favorite Video Game:

    Overwatch
    Overwatch
    Super Smash Brothers
    Super Smash Brothers
    Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
    Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
    Uncharted the Series
    Uncharted the Series
    Disney Infinity
    Disney Infinity
    Battlefield 4
    Battlefield 4
    Little Big Planet
    Little Big Planet
  14. Favorite Musical:

    Hamilton
    Hamilton
    Pippin
    Pippin
    Big Fish
    Big Fish
    The Producers
    The Producers
    Wicked
    Wicked
    Les Miserables
    Les Miserables
    Evil Dead: The Musical
    Evil Dead: The Musical
  15. Choose a Plague:

    The Black Plague
    Plague Inc.
    Prohibition
    Bunnies
    Salt
    Dancing Plague
    Sperm Whales (Just take a moment to imagine that)
  16. Fave boardgame?

    Settlers of Catan
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill
    Dungeons and Dragons
    Smash Up
    Wise and Otherwise
    Cards Against Humanity
    Archepelago
  17. How will you die?

    Car Accident (You CANNOT drive)
    Kidney Failure
    Getting a B on a test
    Revenge
    Octuple heart attack at 37
    Dies peacefully in your sleep at 84, surrounded by loved ones.
    I won't, I'm immortal.

What Squad Member Are You?

You got: Allison

You're the unofficial/official captain of the Squad. You love tea, books, and a nice dash of sarcasm in your daily life. You're probably majoring in accounting, but probably not. You're openly indecisive, but are you?

Allison
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You got: Jon

You're the chef of the group! You have a resting heartbeat of 7. You were once called a child buddha, but you were too zen to care. You can't pronounce a word to save your life, but that's okay because you make cookies. You love video games, dogs, and you pray for a plague of sperm whales. You also supply the majority of the games for the Squad!

Jon
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You got: Barney

You're the meme supplier of the group! You love Star Wars and MGS. You probably vape, drink, and smoke, but that's okay! You most likely work on a boat in your free time.

Barney
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You got: Lauren

You're the scribe of the group! You're an innocent flower who is secretly proficient in black magic. You love Hamilton, Disney, Harry Potter, and literature. You're secretly into anime, but the world will never know.

Lauren
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You got: Govanna

You're the wild card (Harley Quinn) of the group! Theatre is life and there is nothing more. You're a shell of a human being who indulges in anime, Disney, and apparently tinder. Equally likely to hug or cut your ass.

Govanna
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You got: Mark

You're the invisible body of the group! No one is really sure if you're still in the group since you only make an appearance once a season. You like cars, cats, and computer science. Yeah... there's nothing more. Are you even a person?

Mark
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You got: Nathan

You're the salt of the group (but not of the Earth)! Overwatch is life and you hate everyone. You own a beige car and a harem of fancy women (one is named Jenny and the other, Melanie). You're goal is to be a fantastic architect ... of destruction!

Nathan
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