This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
Which Stumpschmidt House Are You?
What some fools call University of Portland is actually Stumpschmidt School for Shapeshifters and Soothsayers, the premier magic school in the Pacific Northwest, located on The Bluff. Get placed into your Stumpschmidt House and remember, God first, house second, veritas vos liberabit
