1. The Fear
2. Furious Anger
3. Over-Arching Sadness
4. The Fear They'll See That Text You Sent About Them
5. Incoming Text Fear
6. A Combination of Envy and Indignation
7. Confusion
8. Actual Pain
9. Pulled Pork
OK. You done?
*burps*
"PLEASE, DON'T JUDGE ME."
*burps*