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11 Statements That Will Turn "Star Wars" Fans To The Dark Side

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1. "The Force is just magical powers, isn't it?"

Nope. Just nope.

Nope. Just nope.

2. "Ewoks are baby Chewbaccas."

Ewoks are teddy-bear-resembling hunter-gatherers that live on Endor. Chewbacca is the name of a Wookiee. Wookiees are towering, hairy bipeds that inhabit tree houses on the planet Kashyyyk.

Ewoks are teddy-bear-resembling hunter-gatherers that live on Endor. Chewbacca is the name of a Wookiee. Wookiees are towering, hairy bipeds that inhabit tree houses on the planet Kashyyyk.

3. "I love the little short robot!"

R2-D2 isn't a robot, he's a droid...a type of robot.

R2-D2 isn't a robot, he's a droid...a type of robot.

4. "I've only seen the prequels."

Wat.

Wat.

5. "Chewie didn't get a medal at the end of A New Hope because he's not a person."

HE DESERVED A MEDAL.

HE DESERVED A MEDAL.

6. "I don't like Star Wars because it isn't sci-fi, it's space fantasy."

Fantasy = dragons. Name one space dragon in Star Wars.

Fantasy = dragons. Name one space dragon in Star Wars.

7. "The Death Star wouldn't have exploded like that, because there's no oxygen in space."

OMG, MOVIES HAVE BEEN LYING TO US THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!

OMG, MOVIES HAVE BEEN LYING TO US THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!

8. "Do you think Jabba tried anything with Leia?"

Gross.

9. "The prequels are really underrated."

They are rated exactly what they should be rated.

They are rated exactly what they should be rated.

10. "Who cares if Han shot first or if Greedo shot first?"

It's true that the overall narrative, social, pop culture impact, and worldwide influence of the film doesn't hinge on such a small moment in the movie. Regardless of this scene's outcome, it is still a beloved trilogy, and the fan base at large knows in their hearts what truly transpired between Han and Greedo. (But...Han shot first.)

It's true that the overall narrative, social, pop culture impact, and worldwide influence of the film doesn't hinge on such a small moment in the movie. Regardless of this scene's outcome, it is still a beloved trilogy, and the fan base at large knows in their hearts what truly transpired between Han and Greedo. (But...Han shot first.)

11. "I think Jar Jar is cute."

Get out.

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