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11 Statements That Will Turn "Star Wars" Fans To The Dark Side

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2. "Ewoks are baby Chewbaccas."

Ewoks are teddy-bear-resembling hunter-gatherers that live on Endor. Chewbacca is the name of a Wookiee. Wookiees are towering, hairy bipeds that inhabit tree houses on the planet Kashyyyk.

10. "Who cares if Han shot first or if Greedo shot first?"

It's true that the overall narrative, social, pop culture impact, and worldwide influence of the film doesn't hinge on such a small moment in the movie. Regardless of this scene's outcome, it is still a beloved trilogy, and the fan base at large knows in their hearts what truly transpired between Han and Greedo. (But...Han shot first.)

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