11 Signs Your Friend Might Be A Lannister

Do they always pay their debts? Use these signs and download Season 5, Game of Thrones from Google Play to figure out if you've got a Lannister for a friend.

Beware, minor spoilers ahead!

1. Your friend is blonde.

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If your friend is blonde, that's a dead giveaway they could be a Lannister. They could be plotting something right this very second.

2. Your friend's uncle might also be their dad.

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A long shot, but have you ever heard your friend's uncle call them "son" by accident? Could be a Lannister.

3. Your friend has the smuggest face ever.

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Especially after beating you at sports. Yes they're your friend, but it's such a punchable face. And punchable faces are very Lannister.

4. Your friend loves to drink...

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Even at midday, if your friend is a Lannister, they're going to start popping bottles.

5. ...like, seriously, if your friend is a Lannister, they'll always have a glass in hand.

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Good thing about a Lannister is they know how to party. So if your friend loves to party, they might be a Lannister.

6. Your friend can be a real dick sometimes...

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If you find yourself asking why you're friends with this person twice a year or more, they could well be a Lannister.

7. ...and if they're a Lannister, they can be a sneaky dick too.

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Has your friend manipulated you into doing things you don't want to? Like help them move house? That's a Lannister.

8. Your friend is super vain.

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Lannisters love checking themselves out in gold plates. So if your friend has a gold plate and checks themselves out in it, you might want to ask them if they're a Lannister.

9. Your friend loves messing with the justice system.

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Has your friend ever requested a "trial by combat"? Then they know the ancient law that allows them to fight for their innocence (or pay a Champion to do it for them), instead of facing a jury. Such a Lannister thing to do.

10. Your friend invites you to the craziest, most drama-filled weddings.

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Did someone break their leg during the bouquet toss, threaten warfare on another house, or choke to death on some wine? Then you may have just been to a Lannister wedding.

11. Your friend always pays you back.

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If you loan them something and they say something along the lines of "A Lannister Always Pays His Debts," then good chance your friend is — you guessed it — a Lannister.

Be sure to download the entire Season 5 of Game of Thrones right here on Google Play.