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Looking for a good deal on some quality meat? Not interested in entering a building to get it? Wonder which of literary giant Charles Dickens' characters you are? Good news, pal: this is the quiz for you.

Buy Some Meat Out Of The Back Of A Van And We'll Tell You Which Charles Dickens Character You Are

The trunk of the van is wide open, displaying a wide array of meats. Choose your first.

The purveyor of finest van meats commends your excellent choice and tells you about a two for one deal. Choose your next meat.

While he packs those up, have a look through his marinated and ready-to-cook selections. Save yourself a little time in the kitchen tonight! What catches your eye?

You've got a good stack of meats going there. What else are you getting?

You notice an array of sausages in a bin by the rear wheel. Score! What kind would you like?

How about some seafood? Fresh caught, he insists, though your state is very landlocked. What'll it be?

Any of his artisan sauces and jams to round out your now expansive meat collection?

Your taste in parking lot meats suggests innocence and an admirably calm demeanor, but there's reason to believe that these meats are as sour as everything else in your life. (The reason being that you bought them in a parking lot, out of a van.) You often feel you are the only sane person in a sea of people who are otherwise, and frankly, you're right most of the time. In this case, though? Not so much. Enjoy the meat!

Amy Dorrit from Little Dorrit

You're drawn to the most mysterious meats, which suggests that you may be that genderless phantasm made of pure dread: the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. You have a flair for the dramatic, but in the most dignified way. Do your best to maintain that dignity when the parking lot meats inevitably betray you.

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come from A Christmas Carol

You sure are a rascal, and you're pretty sure your purveyor of artisan van meats didn't notice you stealing that extra chunk of ham. But the meats will have their revenge, even on you, the cleverest of street thieves. Pin the theft on whomever you like, but you'll soon find that that ham is more trouble for your gut than it was worth.

The Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist

Well, I guess your friendly neighborhood vendor of van meats take phone orders, because there's no way you left your house. You're Miss Havisham, and you've got too much mourning to do for the wedding that never was to be out buying reasonably priced meats from vans. But hey, you've got some! So settle in with that delicious lamb shank and know that at least, wherever your scumbag ex-fiance is, he's probably paying more than you are for meat.

Miss Havisham from Great Expectations

You're a powerful, independent woman, and if you want to eat sketchy meats sold out of the back of a van in a parking lot, no one can stop you. Don't worry about getting sick - your inherent goodness will protect you from silly things like bacteria and viruses. Better hurry and get home with those meats, though. The donkeys are probably going nuts on your grass while you're away.

Betsey Trotwood from David Copperfield

I didn't know those from the other side of the veil had an interest in reasonably-priced parking lot meats, but you've proved me wrong. You're Jacob Marley and you're as dead as any variety of doornail, and yet here you stand, purchasing van meats. Maybe hearing Scrooge talk about mustard made you a bit peckish, or maybe carrying around all those heavy chains burns a lot of ghost calories, but either way, you're clearly down for some meat. You may have been greedy and selfish in the past, but you're mending your ways now, and that's what matters. Maybe don't share those meats, though, I doubt the aftereffects will raise you in the esteem of whatever force drives your ghostly turmoil.

Jacob Marley from A Christmas Carol

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Buy Some Meat Out Of The Back Of A Van And We'll Tell You Which Charles Dickens Character You Are

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