Bitches Be BonkerZZ

Girls have BEEF. Not like guy's beef where it's finished in 2 days max. Nah Girls keep fucking leftovers. They grill the beef one day, when they’re done the keep it out in the wind for weeks and even after the beef is over the smell is still there. You can't see them next to each other without an awkward smell of beef. And it's a problem because it's just awkward for everyone and you have to be careful because the smallest thing do or say can trigger the scent. Just as you Drive by my home school Fordson High you can smell the beef. The School has remanence of beef decades old.

Grudegess

Grudges. Girls hold their fucking grudges like they’ll die if they don’t. Even when they’ve made up and gotten over the thing they were mad about, they still hold on to it for the rest of their lives. You could’ve fought with someone in 3rd grade and they would bring it up in high school, even though it's over the dumbest reason, like someone cutting in front of you in line or barely offending them. You automatically know they’re not over it the second they bring it up, so like why even try to bring up your bs about saying “it’s ok, it happened a while ago. It’s not a big deal” (in a squeaky dragging way). What’s the point of making up with them if you’re not gonna get over it and hold the biggest grudge and never forget about it. If you don’t know how to forgive and forget, then don’t even start with saying “I don’t hold grudges it’s honestly so dumb and I don’t like having beef with people” (in a petty, irritating ass voice). Like shut the fuck up no one asked about your personality we all know that you’re still holding that grudge on the person from fifth grade who didn't invite you to her birthday party. So don’t act like you're special, one of a kind girl who is patient and forgiving because all girls are the same. You will never meet a girl who doesn’t hold grudges because girls are so overdramatic and they take everything so personal, that they will never forget the “horrible” thing you did to them. The most annoying thing is when they bring up something that’s not even relevant like “Oh my gosh, remember how last time you were studying when I was over your house. I was soooo annoyed.” Like what the fuck did you want me to do? Drop everything so I could hang out with you and fail my math test. No one even asked you to come over that day. The point is that we weren’t even talking about the situation and she brang it up when it wasn’t even relevant to anything that we were doing or talking about. If you ever get in a fight with a girl just know that she’ll never forget it and she will literally use that fight to make you feel guilty in about ten years. Even when you think she's forgotten about it, trust me not even close. Girls don’t forgive and forget. And it's annoying af.

Guys On "Girl BEEF"

I think we should live in a world where we can live each day at a time and not dwell on the stupid things of the past. And it seems most people agree with me, but on the other hand there are those out there who like the opposite. When I speak of these “others” I speak of women who like to hold grudges. It’s an extremely popular stereotype these days that girls like to start long grudges over, well, really dumb stuff. I wholeheartedly agree for the most part. I mean seriously you’re going to make up something stupid that A. probably didn’t happen or B. you took it the wrong way, just so you and a friend can be mad at each other for x amount of time. When girls do this it’s like a step by step process that is the same every time. 1. Dumb shit occurs, 2. Argument over said dumb shit, 3. long(really long) period of not talking to the other person instead of fixing it, and 4. Besties again. Like, Jesus when guys do it it’s the first and second step, and that’s it, we good the next day. It’s such an easy thing that there are no apologies required. Grudges themselves are a flaw of humanity that I just can’t understand. It’s like a dampener on the progression of a relationship. I mean isn’t that all we want at a plant? Progression right? It is so obviously dumb that even girls I’ve asked have told me the same. Yet this “disease” is somehow just baked into their genetics. This is even worse for outsider affected. It’s like when 2 of your friends are fighting, what do you do? Who do you side with? But you don’t want to make that choice. For boys, we sort of as a collective just know that in life there are better things to spend your time on. I think the only reason girls keep this grudge on for as long as they do is because their pride clouds their judgment of the truth. .Why beef with your friends, they are your friends right? When I think about myself I’m just like, “how could I even be mad at you?” That thought is what makes me realize how depressing grudges are. Such a touchy topic, one that girls have mastered pretty well if I have to say so myself

Meet the Authors

Ghaith: Badass Editor: Ghaith

Jana Ibrahim: Clout chasing photojournalist, Jana, has been dealing with drama since elementary. When she was in the fifth grade she was beefing with a girl so bad she intentionally pushed her off the playground and broke her leg. To this day she hates her guts.

Diana Ayad: Writer, Diana has perfected RBF, the queen of dirty looks has basically invented drama. She was there when Cain killed Abel. She just stood there and started gossiping with Awan and Azura

Ali Dia: Professional Juul Addict, Dia has been being an ass since day 1. Yet his beef never lasts over a day. In the 7th grade, He got into a fight with One of his friends leaving the kid with a bloody nose. The next day they were playing 2k17 in his garage.

Hussain Kannefer: Weeb Writer, Khanafer has been watching girls ever since he hit puberty. He studied them like animals.