1. When you're on a diet, but your friends order whatever they want.
2. When you see an old picture of your middle-school crush.
3. When you get your tax refund earlier than you expected.
4. When the grocery store is offering free samples.
5. When you spent all day fighting a hangover, but by nightfall, you're back at the club.
6. When your flight stabilizes after experiencing heavy turbulence.
7. When you stay up an extra hour to browse social media.
8. When you serve your boyfriend a fresh mug of hot cocoa on a cold, wintry day.
9. When you find something that reminds you of your childhood.
10. When you lose a follower.
11. When you only have one slice of pizza left.
When you stumble into your bathroom only to see your shave gel can surrounded by gross rust rings.
