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Proof Moustaches Are The Sexiest Accessory

It's no argument that moustaches are sexy. They're like pants for your nose. Sexy pants! And if you take off your pants... you need to go home.

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It's a historical fact that the world's most powerful (and sexiest) men have all sported moustaches.

Moustaches are the bow ties of the face! A sure sign of success.

(Extra points if you're also wearing an actual bow tie.)
jason gessner (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: plural

(Extra points if you're also wearing an actual bow tie.)

They're what separate the men from the boys.

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Seriously... take the moustache away from the sexy man on the right, and he might as well be wearing a diaper.

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

It's simple math.

The equation above proves that "Moustache = Sexy" through the transitive property.
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The equation above proves that "Moustache = Sexy" through the transitive property.

Most importantly, ladies LOVE moustaches.

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Because a moustache says: It's possible that I own a motorcycle.

Or: I speak a foreign language you've probably never heard of.

Or: I can bathe with a cowboy hat and mangos in sepia tones and still pass as sexy. ;)

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But the absolute sexiest thing about a moustache is that you can make it your own!

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Scruffy? Twisty? Ethereal? Luxuriant? The choice is yours!

When this guy saw how a simple moustache paired with a goatee took him from good-looking guy to Casanova, he audibly gasped!

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This man is so overcome by the potential of his sexiness that it scares him a little.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL US! TELL US! WE'RE DYING TO KNOW!
Jason Gessner (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: plural

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL US! TELL US! WE'RE DYING TO KNOW!

Don't worry, there's nothing to fear. Just think of a moustache as a pair of pants for your nose.

It's a good thing every great moustache grows back!
Jason Gessner (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: plural

It's a good thing every great moustache grows back!

See... sexiness achieved!

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No matter what style you choose to rock this Movember, only three things are certain...

1) You will start the month clean-shaven, 2) You will rock your sexy Mo for 30 days, and 3) No matter what, it will be awesome!

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