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Which "Florida Man" Headline Is About You

Pick a drink

Florida, home of Disney World. Pick a Disney character!

Pick a tropical fruit

Pick a social media

Pick a Florida travel destination

Pick a breakfast item

Finally, pick something you wear to the beach

Variety is the spice of life...but you don't like spice! You love routine and predictability. Nothing wrong with that, just make sure you don't freak out at those who try to bring you outside your comfort zone!

Florida Cop Claims burger King Put Dirt On His Food-- Investigation Reveals It Was Seasoning

All you want in life is to be happy and comfortable...and anyone trying to stop you just needs to go to bed!

Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Cooks Meal, Tells Owner "Go Back To Sleep"

You strive for growth and self-improvement. Why is it your fault if some ugly ducklings are in your way?

Florida Man "Practices" Karate On Swans At Lake Eola Park

You live for the finer things in life, and you'll do whatever it takes to get there. Even if that means stealing.

Florida Man Stuffs Steak, Lobster In Pants At Walmart

You live your life in extremes. Angry? Throw a gator through a Wendy's. Happy? Hug someone so hard their head pops off. Sad? Lie in the tub, fill it with your tears, and bathe in the salty brine of emotion.

Florida Man Threw Live Gator I Wendy's Drive-Thru Window, Police Say

You're a realist. You live your life expecting both happiness and disappointment. But sometimes you don't know how to react when life gives you lemons...or money.

Florida Man Beats ATM, Says It Gave Too Much Cash

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Which "Florida Man" Headline Is About You

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