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How Jim Are You?

We know you've been wondering.

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  1. Have you ever...

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    worn a popped collar?
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    worn a shirt with holes in it?
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    worn the same loafers for 40 years?
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    ordered a Bass at dinner?
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    sent back your beer because it wasn't cold enough?
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    sent back your pizza because it wasn't good enough?
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    cried over pizza?
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    made up names for foods? (exs include, mac and jac, candy beans)
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    made the best red sauce in the world?
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    yelled at a child?
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    told a five year old they were an "instigator"?
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    played golf?
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    been afflicted with gout?
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    exclaimed, "MOTHER BEAR"?
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    watched college basketball?
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    screamed at the tv while watching said basketball?
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    dated two women with the same name?
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    exclusively dated blondes?
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    made your meat RARE?
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    traveled to Lake Como?
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    enjoyed a blueberry muffin in Maine?
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    made a sick burn about Cheryl Cifelli?
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    referred to gay marriage as "not marriage"?
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    named your Porsche?
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    whistled literally all the time?
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    made up songs literally all the time?
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    sung songs in the shower?
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    hated the song "Spirit in the Sky"?
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    belted beautifully to "On the Street Where You Live" and "Lida Rose"?
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    used the top of a lemonade bottle as a ring?
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    had a friend called Bear?
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    had a friend called Woot?
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    started a debate just because you can?
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    asked a a question you know the answer to?
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    recently become more accommadating and loving because you realized your daughters are badasses who don't subscribe to patriarchal systems?
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