Health·Posted on 13 Oct 201618 Tweets That Will Make Fitbit Owners Laugh Harder Than They Should"Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. BJ @iamburtjarvis [Fitbit commercial with me] BEFORE: lazy guy AFTER: lazy guy who had $129 03:26 PM - 10 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. niteynite @hoedeehoe Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I still got credit 05:30 PM - 12 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott FITBIT: You've done 11k steps today. ME: Ok, I'll rest some. FITBIT: stop now and I'll murder you ME: What? FITBIT: I SAID GOOD FOR YOU! 03:04 PM - 11 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The Pun-Midwesterner @panmidwest Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth. 02:37 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. That Girl @myonlymizztake *stomps feet during a tantrum, reaches fitbit step goal* 05:07 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Fro Vo @fro_vo *running from cops* Me: hey wait hold up if we're gonna do this i really should be wearing my fitbit Cop: yeah me too good idea 04:05 AM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jazmasta @jazmasta [running from a knife wielding murderer] oh hell yeah, my Fitbit steps are gonna be OFF THE SCALE today 05:06 AM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Northern Lights @PinkCamoTO Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise. 03:35 PM - 01 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. WineMummy🍷 @WineMummy [during sex] Can you please take your Fitbit off. 07:08 PM - 14 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. bigolas biggleby @MikeBigby *points to wrist* this is my Fitbit. *points to rest of body* this is my fatbit. 05:37 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The Chemist @68Cly29 Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges 04:24 AM - 07 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. That Girl @myonlymizztake My friend was rushed into surgery this morning, and she's still ahead of me in the fitbit challenge. Finally I can make my move. 04:07 PM - 21 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. кєℓℓαℓєηα 🍬 @topaz_kell The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk. 08:27 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Wonder Kitten @Tw1tter_K1tten I did laundry for 7 miles according to my Fitbit that I accidentally washed and dried. 04:37 PM - 11 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mara Wilson @MaraWilson My favorite thing about @fitbit is that it takes so long to sync that it reminds me of dial-up and takes me right back to the '90s 05:46 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. BRENDA @msbhaven81 My fitbit is just the notion that I used to be fit, but only for a bit. 04:09 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lisa Marie @xLiserx My Fitbit just asked me if I wanted to talk about it. 06:24 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jay @theshamingofjay Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason. 12:01 PM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite