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13 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Having A Bird For A Pet

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1. They only have eyes for you!

Came home to this boy today...who just wanted to stare contently at meπŸ’š 🐀 #petbird #lovebird

2. And it's all fun and games...until somebody poops.

Sometimes I do the #lionkingpose with Pico but today he pooped.. #pet #lovebird #bird #agapornis #Animals #petbird #parrot

3. You help them...

"Will...will....will u get that watermelon seed off for me?" #javasparrow #petbird

4. ...and they "help" you.

That's what you wanted, right? All the letters taken off your keyboard?

5. They show affection in the strangest ways.

*gets home* *lets bird out of cage* *bird immediately spills food bowl EVERYWHERE and proceeds to poop on my head* I missed you, too.

6. And you have your own secret language.

My crow talks to me #crow #funny #petbird

7. They might make a mess...

The dangers of walking around with a bird on your shoulder... #poop #petbird #gross

8. ...and sometimes it seems like they do it on purpose...

*climbs off cage* *poops on floor* *checks work* *sidles away*

9. ...but they're so cute when they're clean!

10. #Birdlife is basically the #bestlife.

So it's fine 4 a bird to pretend it nighttime when its cage is covered, but I can't put a blanket on my head and sleep at my desk? #notfair

11. They're happy with anything.

My parrot, Odo, found a hummus lid. He's very proud of himself. #Parrot #petbird #sillybird

12. And is there anything sweeter than a bird hiding in your hair?

my bird is hiding in my hair so i can't get up to get seconds of curry tofu bok choy

13. You're definitely two birds of a feather!

Just be careful with what you say around parrots...

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