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15 Signs Your Significant Other Is Obsessed With Golf

There's nothing quite like loving a golf nut. But it's all worth it in the end! Just like switching to GEICO.

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1. You rarely have breakfast together on weekends because tee time is at 6 a.m.

And when they say they'll be back by lunch, it actually means they'll be late for dinner.
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And when they say they'll be back by lunch, it actually means they'll be late for dinner.

2. Your change drawer is filled with tees and there are golf magazines everywhere.

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3. They're always practicing their swing, no matter where they are.

"Honey, please stop flailing your arms in this furniture store."
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"Honey, please stop flailing your arms in this furniture store."

4. They're obsessed with the weather.

And if it's nice out, you can forget about seeing them.
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And if it's nice out, you can forget about seeing them.

5. You always know what to get them for their birthday.

And you always know that it will be expensive.
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And you always know that it will be expensive.

6. You can't go on vacation without a golf course nearby.

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7. And their vacation photos look something like this:

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8. If they're not playing golf, they're watching it on TV, checking scores on their phone, or playing a golf video game.

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9. They actually have a fantasy golf league.

A fantasy....golf....league.
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A fantasy....golf....league.

10. Your house is constantly being turned into a putting green.

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11. Your budget has a golf column.

And you try not to look at it.
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And you try not to look at it.

12. You'll never be able to compete with the bond they share with their caddy.

Even if it's a caddy they've only just met at a new club.
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Even if it's a caddy they've only just met at a new club.

13. You've acquired a taste for transfusions.

It's a 19th hole staple!
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It's a 19th hole staple!

14. They have a secret language with their friends that you may never understand.

Shanked, chunked, PUREd, lagged, tugged, sprayed, sliced, blocked, knifed, thinned... WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?
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Shanked, chunked, PUREd, lagged, tugged, sprayed, sliced, blocked, knifed, thinned... WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?

15. You always get the "courtesy golf invite."

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"We'll be out there for four and a half hours but you're welcome to come if you want!"

It's easy for your S.O. to love golf, and it's always easy to switch to GEICO!

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