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13 Moments That People Who Love Small Talk Will Never Understand

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1. Being more worried about the chattiness of your hairstylist than the quality of the haircut.

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2. Hearing the phrase "That's some weather we're having!" and shriveling up like a raisin.

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3. Frantically hitting the "door close" button on the elevator so no one else can get on.

4. Spotting people by the watercooler and doing an immediate 180.

5. Seeing a colleague on your morning commute and physically hiding from them...

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6. ...then getting busted and chatting for the entire commute while your brain is screaming inside.

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7. Trying (and failing) to pee while the person at the sink talks you up.

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8. Drowning in your own sweat as you run out of questions to ask.

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9. The "TV show catch-22."

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10. Running away from people who say "What's up?" because you can't tell if it's rhetorical or not.

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11. Dreading words like "weather," "sports," or "weekend."

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12. Needing "alone time" to recuperate from the cab driver being too talkative.

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13. Wishing you could disappear when you can't figure out how to end the conversation.

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Did we mention the elevator? It's worth mentioning again.

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