1.
"I'm only going to have one slice of pizza."
2.
"Today is the day I finally go back to the gym."
3.
"Oh yeah, I've read that book."
4.
"I, like, never use Facebook."
5.
"I don't need directions, OK? I know where I'm going."
6.
"No, honey, red is totally your color. YOU. LOOK. GREAT."
7.
"Don't worry about me! I'm fine."
8.
"I'm just going to watch ONE MORE EPISODE."
9.
"I'll clean up my apartment later!"
10.
"Wow, Mom, that meal you made me was really delicious!"
11.
"I would love to catch up with you tonight, but I'm suuuuuper busy. Sorry."
12.
"I'll definitely go see your band/play/improv show!"
13.
"I'll be there in a few minutes, promise!"
14.
"I'm not going to spend all my money on comic books."
15.
"I totally got a [insert score slightly higher than actual score] on my SATs, before they changed the score system."
16.
"No, I totally get what this song is saying, 100%."
17.
"...I NEVER CRY WHEN I WATCH BAMBI!"
18.
"Oh! I just saw this text."
At least we're not Pinocchio, and we can get away with it.
