Paid PostPosted on Nov 28, 2016Literally Just 29 Hilarious Tweets To Get You Through Finals WeekA little laughter can save you from finals madness. And a student discount from GEICO can save you money on car insurance!by GEICOBrand PublisherLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Tim Turduckenholz @timunken "You're a grand old flag/you're a high flying flag" sounds like the lyrics of someone quickly running out of things to say about a flag. 03:20 AM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Rekha PRANKar @rekhalshankar A supercut of every time a vegetarian says "I can just get sides" 03:27 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ben Rosen @Rosen " " - Charlie Chaplan 01:41 AM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ashley @ohnoashleycat FaceTiming with my parents like 10:15 PM - 01 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. kaye toal @ohkayewhatever SCARY COSTUME IDEAS 1. Student loan debt 2. Calling the doctor yourself 3. Overdrawn bank balance 4. Text saying "Can we talk?" 5. Spider 06:13 PM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. RobSpenser @TheCrob Actually I think this town is big enough to accommodate the two of us comfortably, but if I make you uncomfortable I don't mind leaving. 10:43 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jana Pollack @TinyJana I just tried to buy a self-help book and my credit card was declined. 07:10 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Casey Cline @casey_cline when ur in 6th grade but also run a large software company in the 1980s 10:48 PM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Feelin Randy @randyreiman I'm pretty happy, but I'm not "girl discovers her dress has pockets" happy. 09:12 PM - 09 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mandy Caruso @isolatte I just learned today that "Don Quixote" is not "Donkey Oatie" and it's a classic novel, not a character from an old kid's show I never saw. 06:44 PM - 17 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jo @JohannaSarriot how's my day? well i accidentally wore low rise jeans with this belly shirt so you tell me 01:49 AM - 19 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Andrew Cushing @aecushing how many kermits had to die just so our company could have these chairs? 06:45 PM - 15 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Daniel Cramer @dcramez But what if my myway Involves the highway?... :/ 05:42 PM - 23 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Leslie M.R @Lejlie Like bananas, humans get softer with age 08:55 PM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov my favorite pizza topping is a second pizza flipped over and placed on top 04:09 AM - 17 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ben Rosen @Rosen Some people* just want to watch the world burn. * I 11:52 PM - 26 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Justin @goodonejustin We really need a superhero to fix the world right now... ... ... ... [spends 4 hrs searching Amazon for "spandex body suit", falls asleep] 06:29 AM - 15 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Patrick Baker @ItsPatrickBaker If I were single, I'd move to the San Francisco Bae Area, like, immediately. 12:18 AM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jana Pollack @TinyJana What if we just called babies "new people" 01:02 PM - 31 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. kyle @ky1edavis when you've been extra since pre-k 3 04:06 PM - 17 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Pri Diddy @pri_minhas Let's all make the world a better place and stop reclining our seats into people. 02:19 PM - 26 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Matt Starr @matthewsstarr HARRY: I'm a what? HAGRID: You're a Connick Jr., Harry. 12:51 AM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jo @JohannaSarriot i wanna be the guy who sits behind the batter and does finger puppets the whole game #WorldSeries #baseball 04:42 AM - 03 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Andrew Cushing @aecushing this thing in one of our conference rooms looks like it got a bad gift but is still trying to look grateful 09:00 PM - 24 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Christina Cola 📎 @poprocksandCola [Me as a guidance counselor] "Think of your life as string cheese, peeling away" Student: This isn't helpful "Here, have a string cheese" 06:54 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Jason Sweeten @jason_sweeten I'm really fun on Gchat. 03:26 PM - 18 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Meghan Ross @MeghanRRoss This bar is so loud, I can barely hear myself thinkpiece. 03:48 AM - 17 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Tim Platt @TimothyPlatt Love it when they get my name right 03:23 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. good boy intn'l @UniqueDude2 new phone... who am I 06:33 PM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Getting through finals can feel like a sumo wrestler trying to figure skate...but you got dis. And your good grades could save you 15% or more on car insurance! View this video on YouTube youtube.com