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Literally Just 29 Hilarious Tweets To Get You Through Finals Week

A little laughter can save you from finals madness. And a student discount from GEICO can save you money on car insurance!

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"You're a grand old flag/you're a high flying flag" sounds like the lyrics of someone quickly running out of things to say about a flag.

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A supercut of every time a vegetarian says "I can just get sides"

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SCARY COSTUME IDEAS 1. Student loan debt 2. Calling the doctor yourself 3. Overdrawn bank balance 4. Text saying "Can we talk?" 5. Spider

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Actually I think this town is big enough to accommodate the two of us comfortably, but if I make you uncomfortable I don't mind leaving.

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I just tried to buy a self-help book and my credit card was declined.

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when ur in 6th grade but also run a large software company in the 1980s

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I'm pretty happy, but I'm not "girl discovers her dress has pockets" happy.

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I just learned today that "Don Quixote" is not "Donkey Oatie" and it's a classic novel, not a character from an old kid's show I never saw.

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how's my day? well i accidentally wore low rise jeans with this belly shirt so you tell me

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how many kermits had to die just so our company could have these chairs?

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But what if my myway Involves the highway?... :/

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Like bananas, humans get softer with age

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my favorite pizza topping is a second pizza flipped over and placed on top

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Some people* just want to watch the world burn. * I

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We really need a superhero to fix the world right now... ... ... ... [spends 4 hrs searching Amazon for "spandex body suit", falls asleep]

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If I were single, I'd move to the San Francisco Bae Area, like, immediately.

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What if we just called babies "new people"

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when you've been extra since pre-k 3

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Let's all make the world a better place and stop reclining our seats into people.

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HARRY: I'm a what? HAGRID: You're a Connick Jr., Harry.

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i wanna be the guy who sits behind the batter and does finger puppets the whole game #WorldSeries #baseball

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this thing in one of our conference rooms looks like it got a bad gift but is still trying to look grateful

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[Me as a guidance counselor] "Think of your life as string cheese, peeling away" Student: This isn't helpful "Here, have a string cheese"

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This bar is so loud, I can barely hear myself thinkpiece.

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Love it when they get my name right

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Getting through finals can feel like a sumo wrestler trying to figure skate...but you got dis. And your good grades could save you 15% or more on car insurance!

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