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8 Shakespearean Insults To Step Up Your College Basketball Trash Talk

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1. When your friend's brackets are about as foolproof as the medieval cure for the plague.


In short: Your brackets are busted as heck!

2. When your team is really beheading the competition.


You're, like, the guillo-team!

3. When your friend's brackets are starting to make them look like the basketball court jester.


It's honestly not even funny how poorly their teams are performing.

4. And when the only foundation they seem to be able to lay is one built on air balls.


Shouting "Bank!" before shooting a proper brick doesn't make it any cooler.

5. When your man's just dunked someone into next week.


Posterize (verb) /ˈpōstəˌrīz/ — to dunk on someone so badly their grandchildren feel it.

6. When your team's committing too many turnovers but also maybe you could go for a baguette with venison and cabbage.


People were still churning butter back then, right? Having butter-laden fingers in ye olden days is actually not unreasonable, TBH.

7. Yeah, we've really got a fab amount of versatile food-related disses for you to dish out here.


Because you came to serve, henny!

8. And, of course, when you're through to the next round.


For when both you and the roof are on fire.

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