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8 Shakespearean Insults To Step Up Your College Basketball Trash Talk

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1. When your friend's brackets are about as foolproof as the medieval cure for the plague.

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In short: Your brackets are busted as heck!

2. When your team is really beheading the competition.

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You're, like, the guillo-team!

3. When your friend's brackets are starting to make them look like the basketball court jester.

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It's honestly not even funny how poorly their teams are performing.

4. And when the only foundation they seem to be able to lay is one built on air balls.

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Shouting "Bank!" before shooting a proper brick doesn't make it any cooler.

5. When your man's just dunked someone into next week.

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Posterize (verb) /ˈpōstəˌrīz/ — to dunk on someone so badly their grandchildren feel it.

6. When your team's committing too many turnovers but also maybe you could go for a baguette with venison and cabbage.

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People were still churning butter back then, right? Having butter-laden fingers in ye olden days is actually not unreasonable, TBH.

7. Yeah, we've really got a fab amount of versatile food-related disses for you to dish out here.

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Because you came to serve, henny!

8. And, of course, when you're through to the next round.

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For when both you and the roof are on fire.

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