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When your friend's brackets are about as foolproof as the medieval cure for the plague.
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When your team is really beheading the competition.
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When your friend's brackets are starting to make them look like the basketball court jester.
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And when the only foundation they seem to be able to lay is one built on air balls.
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When your man's just dunked someone into next week.
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When your team's committing too many turnovers but also maybe you could go for a baguette with venison and cabbage.
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Yeah, we've really got a fab amount of versatile food-related disses for you to dish out here.
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And, of course, when you're through to the next round.
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