1.
You eat your pizza crust first because you're a trailblazer.
2.
You don't let a little sign tell you what to do. You're the boss of your feet.
3.
The package says don't add the milk until after it's cooked, but you're going to add it WHILE IT'S COOKING. Yeah.
4.
You don't let a piece of paper boss you around, no sir.
5.
Machines don't tell you what to do, either.
8.
You don't let little things get in your way.
9.
You took out your retainer two weeks before you were supposed to stop wearing it because you're on your own schedule. Tell 'em.
10.
You know when you've proven your point.
11.
You drink this with dinner because no one can put a label on your taste.
12.
You don't need to eject your USB drive before you remove it. You got this.
13.
Mmmmmm. Breakfast on Wednesday. Just because.
14.
You're the man. And nobody tells you what to do.
When you're confident, you're always happy. Just like Dikembe.
