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Your Horoscope As Told By Cupcakes

If anything is going to tell you how to live your life, it better have frosting on it.

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Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Vanilla cupcake


Yours is the most serious minded of the signs. You are a conventional thinker, ready to handle any professional or personal problem. Just like a vanilla cupcake you are reliable, trustworthy, and delicious.

Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): Chocolate cupcake


Your fierce chocolaty energy supports your sweet, shy vanilla side to create this classic flavor marriage. Like Hannah Montana said, "you get the best of both worlds."


Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19): Lemon cupcake


Aries, only your energy and self- confidence could be a match for the lemon cupcake. Bursting with flavor and determination, no one can get in your way. And you always know how to get things started.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Carrot cupcake


The always-dependable carrot cupcake. You have faced adversaries and you have persevered. You are practical and hardworking, but with a beautiful creamy topping. Everyone looks to a Taurus for support, and you never disappoint.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Marbled cupcake


Two for the price of one. You have two distinct sides to your personality, but they are marbled together in perfect harmony. You are flirtatious yet serious, full of flavor and personality.

Cancer (Jun 21- Jul 22): Hummingbird cupcake


You may get overly emotional sometimes, but don't worry. Just like this hummingbird cupcake you are filled with compassion and love — and you're a little nutty. Everyone appreciates your devotion to others and your eccentricities.


Virgo (Aug 23- Sep 22): Violet-Honey cupcake


You are a delicate flower, just like a violet and honey cupcake. With a gentle touch you try to please everyone you can. Sometimes a little too much. Don't be so hard on yourself. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this treat with a spot of tea.

Libra (Sep 23- Oct 22): Variety pack


You are a social butterfly who can not be tied down to one simple cupcake. size, shape, flavor- you cannot stick to one for too long. You are a variety pack of charisma and charm. You create harmony amongst the frosted confection world.

Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Red Velvet cupcake


Scorpio, your cool, calm, and collected exterior hides a passionate and flavorful core. Like a red velvet cupcake lathered in rich cream cheese frosting you are dark in the best possible way. Take a bite out of this one.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Coffee cupcake


Just like the coffee cupcake, you are philosophical and energetic. You may promise more than you deliver, but you are still a snacking staple. Its time to grab a cup of Jo and get going.

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