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If Game Of Thrones Had WiFi: Bran Stark Is A Glasshole And Littlefinger's Little Phone

Literally everything could have been saved if AT&T had better coverage in Westeros. As such, we've matched characters with their technological consorts. *Spoilers ahead.

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Joffrey Baratheon and the Vertu

A Baratheon (cough, Lannister, cough) would obviously have a phone that’s described as “exclusive” and “luxury.”
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A Baratheon (cough, Lannister, cough) would obviously have a phone that’s described as “exclusive” and “luxury.”

Arya Stark and the Sony Xperia

As resident survivor and badass, Arya/Cat/Nan needs a phone that can keep up with her. Enter: the waterproof Sony Xperia.
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As resident survivor and badass, Arya/Cat/Nan needs a phone that can keep up with her. Enter: the waterproof Sony Xperia.

Jon Snow and Android vs. iPhone

You know nothing, Jon Snow. Including how to make a decision. The Night’s Watch takes no part... right?!
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You know nothing, Jon Snow. Including how to make a decision. The Night’s Watch takes no part... right?!

Ned Stark and a Severed Flip Phone

“Am I going to meet the same fate as my phone? Can I Gazelle it?”
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“Am I going to meet the same fate as my phone? Can I Gazelle it?”

Jaime Lannister and the Gold iPhone

(Get it, because his hand was chopped off and remade with gold?)
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(Get it, because his hand was chopped off and remade with gold?)

Brienne of Tarth and the Nextel

Strength (or in this case, resilience) > beauty.
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Strength (or in this case, resilience) > beauty.

Brandon Stark and Google Glass

Google Glass is just as good as a third eye.
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Google Glass is just as good as a third eye.

Tyrion Lannister and the iPad

Tywin Lannister's attempt to tease his son with the iPad mini wasn't appreciated. Tyrion, Master of Coin, ponied up for his own full-sized iPad.
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Tywin Lannister's attempt to tease his son with the iPad mini wasn't appreciated. Tyrion, Master of Coin, ponied up for his own full-sized iPad.

Catelyn Stark and the Blackberry World

Internationally enabled phones are a must for helicopter parents.
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Internationally enabled phones are a must for helicopter parents.

Melisandre and the Motorola (Red) Razr

It's red, so duh.
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It's red, so duh.

Littlefinger and the Zoolander phone

Littlefinger, little phone.
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Littlefinger, little phone.

Daenerys Targaryen and the iPhone 6

Daenerys obviously took Foxconn, added the workers to her khalasar, and took all the iPhones. Even those that are not yet manufactured. #stormborn #winning
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Daenerys obviously took Foxconn, added the workers to her khalasar, and took all the iPhones. Even those that are not yet manufactured. #stormborn #winning