9 Crazy Presents You Couldn’t Get A Black Friday Deal On

From extravagant to creepy to just downright weird, it’s a fact: receiving presents can be a bit of a crapshoot. Since you’re probably really tired after waking up at 2 a.m. to potentially risk your life to get some Black Friday deals, why not take a minute to peruse a few gift ideas that might make you laugh, cry, sympathize, or cringe?

1. A star.

Cue nostalgia for 2002, the sob fest that was A Walk to Remember, and the realization that most teenage boys don’t look like Shane West and are not going to buy you a star. Good thing there are a lot of stars out there… so, why not treat yo’self?

2. Nintendo 64.

That is pure, unadulterated joy right there. We can all agree that N64 was, is, and always will be the best gift ever. Imagine if you opened one now…

3. A goat.

Cats and dogs are cool, but a goat is straight-up bad ass. Sure, you don’t get to actually have a goat for a best friend, but this horned guy will be helping a family in need. In the spirit of giving, this is what we like to call a win-win.

4. A waterfall.

Yep, because Mr. Pitt isn’t just married to Angelina Jolie. He also received a waterfall as a birthday gift. Casual.

5. Anything from 'My Super Sweet 16.'

No comment needed.

6. A gift from a celebrity.

Presents are awesome. Presents from your favorite celebrity or athlete are beyond awesome. Dare to dream!

7. Live Animals.

Obviously, dead animals would not be an ideal gift unless you’re into that… then, that’s still pretty much not ideal. Anyway… PUPPIES. PRESENTS. HAPPINESS. PUPPIES.

8. Knuckle mugs. (What!?!)

Holiday socks would be better than these.

Shopping is stressful, so how about you make things easier for yourself? Pick up the latest gadget and give the Gift of Gazelle so your loved ones will earn an extra $10 to trade-in their now outdated device. Just think… the alternative means your gift could wind up on this list next year.

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