1.
You wear heels, and immediately regret your decision.
2.
That feeling when your date looks nothing like they did in their pictures.
3.
When your date literally never stops talking about him or herself.
4.
When they tell you how their ex was really beautiful and smart. More than once.
5.
That moment when you realize you have *literally nothing* in common.
6.
There's the guy who pulls out his phone to check emails, i.e. Tinder.
7.
Or that guy who reveals himself to be a little racist, or sexist, or obsessed with his mother.
8.
Occasionally you actually like the person, and nervous laughter takes hold.
9.
You're saying the wrong things... you're bombing...
10.
...and now you've accidentally overdone the wine.
11.
Wait... your date has spinach in their teeth.
12.
There's that confounding moment when the check arrives.
13.
And finally, that painfully awkward goodbye kiss.
