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Drinking With Your Crush Vs. Drinking With Your Friends

Only the shot glasses are safe.

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IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH:

"I'm going to complain about the 30 million dates I've been on lately, and how none of them are working out because everyone just, like, SUCKS, you know? No one is, like, good. I'm trying to convey that you are good, OK?"

WITH YOUR FRIENDS:

"Hello and welcome to my nonstop stream of talking about my crush. Rest assured this will end with me sobbing alone at the bar, OK?"

IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH:

"Greetings, stranger! I'm going to speak with you in a friendly manner now, so that my crush sees that I'm a winning person. If my crush gets jealous, that's even better!"

IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH:

"I want to make it abundantly clear to you that I am going directly home and having an early night so that I can work out in the morning...unless, of course, you need to be accompanied to your doorstep, where I will respectfully depart after wishing you a good night."

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