Ahhhh the 1970s! What a glorious time!
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Gone are the days when the knitted turtle-neck poncho was the apex of male sexuality!
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When skating rinks were "clothing optional", and OBVIOUSLY the best place to rock your FUNTAWEAR!
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When "petting-zoo chic" was considered an expression of raw masculinity!
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And when men wore REAL pajamas to bed!
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Pajamas that actually stood for something!
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When the coats were warm and the heads were tiny!
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It was a time when athletes defied the limits of man!
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When all of the wondrous technology of the era propelled mankind into new, unimaginable heights!
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It was a time when REAL men enjoyed each other's company wearing nothing but a pair of argyle socks, a set of happenin' shades, and a bushy stache!
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When a man could channel his inner Peter Pan in the work place!
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It was a time when you could show up to work for A WHOLE WEEK without anyone noticing you've been wearing the same thing for DAYS!
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When jeans were pre-fitted for ass-kicking and shoelaces!
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And $14.95 could always get you "Patterns galore and colors aplenty"!
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When matching his and her jump suits were a symbol of a true love!
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And when underwear was more than just tighty-whities! It had personality!
Ahhhhh, the good ol' days!
