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Plan Your Perfect Day To Find Out What 2021 Holds For You!

Good Morning! What are you having for breakfast, you magnificent being?

And what will you have to drink?

And how will you be getting from place to place on this fine day?

What unusual activity will you be doing today?

Wow, that must have made you pretty hungry. Must be time for lunch, or at least a snack.

Are you stuffed? Probably. Time to watch a movie while you digest that feast. What are you watching?

Time to get a nice outfit, because dinner is gonna be fancy as heck.

Now for a night on the town! Where are you going to have a nice dinner?

Now that you have refueled, what are you going to do tonight?

Wow, what a day! Because we know you took tons of pics, we have to ask... where are you posting them?

Wow. On behalf of all of us, we wish you a lifetime of happiness. Not gonna lie, we’re a little jealous. What better way to end a year of dread then by finding someone to SHARE the dread with you.

You will meet your soulmate!

What could it be? Is it a cure to all cancer? Is it alien life? Or maybe you just discovered where all your missing socks have been going. Well, either way, we applaud you, because something has surely changed for the better (especially now that you have all your socks).

You will discover something life-changing.

Wow... you lucky duckling. Did you win the lottery? Well, maybe it won’t be that lucky, but consider going to a casino, it might end up being well worth your time. And if you see a penny, don’t waste your luck, because something better will surely come along for you.

Something lucky will happen to you!

Woah... hello there Doctor whatchamacallit. Or should we say Professor whose-it. Or better yet... well, we don’t quite know what you are striving towards, but one things for sure. You will get there in 2021!

You will get your dream job or get into your dream school.

Yikes. And you thought 2020 was bad? Well, sorry to tell you but you won’t quite like 2021... or, at least the parts of 2021 you’ll be alive for. We don’t know much about death, but we know that waiting for it isn’t the best feeling. Sorry we had to break the news, but maybe stay inside for a bit?

You will die.

You know what might be able to explain all the craziness that 2020 had to offer? The world’s worst fever dream. Fortunately, this’ll all be over soon, and you can go back to living your life as normally as you want. And you will also have some pretty cool anecdotes to tell at your next party (yes those still exist, because COVID was a concept that YOU made up in your dreams).

red and white no smoking sign on gray tiled floor

You’ll wake up from a coma.

Can we have some? Not sure what SOME is, but we definitely want a part of it. Maybe it’s money. Or maybe it’s hand sanitizer. But let’s be honest, hopefully it’s a donut, because is there really anything better than a donut? No.

You’ll receive something amazing.

Uh oh, what did you do THIS time? Well, clearly it was bad enough that you have to go to the slammer. But hey, let’s look at the silver lining. Free food. No rent. And you’ll probably meet some of the best friends you’ll ever know. I mean, you’ll have to be close, since you’ll be showering together...

You will get arrested.

Nothing. You will remain a couch potato.

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