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If you were a female who hung out in the Loschert Lounge an obnoxious amount, which one would you be?

Which Wine Mom Are You?

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You're the sporty one! You played three varsity sports in high school, but that doesn't mean you can't hang with the theater kids. Out of the Wine Moms, you perhaps go the hardest of all, and your liver is as unbreakable as your spirit.

Meesh

You're the loud one! You're known by your fighting spirit, calligraphy skills, and for always wearing black. You have an amazing personality, and beneath all that black clothing lies a heart of gold, especially for your friends.

Sarah

You're the adventurous one! You work hard and can go just as hard with a little pink wine. You love glitter, fashion, and all things #aesthetic. One day you'll be a millionaire living in Brooklyn but for now, you're Queen of the D Train, beating the style and step count of regular mortals.

Amanda

You're the Seattle one! Just because you know how to work a black turtleneck and pair of red bangs doesn't mean you can't kick ass at Harry Potter Trivia or school a boy in third wave feminist discourse. You love puppers and politics, hot tea and a hot deal at Madewell.

You're the city one! You have a passion for social justice, theater, and the gays. You're known for always being completely sincere and speaking your mind, especially when it's heterocapitalism, which of course you love.

Aine

You're the fun one! You're known for your flirty personality, love of early 2000s pop music, and encyclopedic knowledge of RuPaul's Drag Race. You're not afraid to speak your mind or sing it. You're the Samantha of the group, empowered in every way.

You're the girl next door one! You're gorgeous but totes down-to-earth. You're known for your clumsiness, gingerness, and Massachusetts roots. You're unfailingly kind and loved by all.

Danielle

You're the earthy one! People know you for your love of art, your Connecticut small town, and nature, particularly herbs. You're always loyal to your roots and never forget a bud.

Maggie

You're the sweet one! You excel in Gabelli, acapella, arts AND crafts. You're a good friend and hard worker and quite the looker to boot, but you'll never be caught bragging about any of it. Everyone loves you for your good soul and lowkey boss bitch-ness.

Tori

You're the one who makes quizzes! You love cats, comics, and civics. People have compared you to Leslie Knope on more than one occasion for your outgoing personality and strong work ethic. You are really doing a good job, especially writing this result description and are lowkey my favorite ;)

Gabby

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