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The 14 Worst Places To Lose Your Retainer

Brace yourself. These are the absolute worst places to lose your retainer (or any other dental device). You're bound to feel dirty after this; clean up with Fresh Guard™.

1. In a garbage can:

Hopefully you don't have to dig through TOO much mystery liquid to retrieve it.

2. In a taxi:

You're never seeing that again -- but would you really want to?

3. On a roller coaster:

How did that even happen?!

4. In your bed:

The classic "I took it off in my sleep and now I can't find it anywhere" dilemma.

5. The movie theater:

You take it out and put it on your lap so you can eat popcorn and then you DROP IT.

6. The petting zoo:

"You lost it WHERE?"

7. Someone else's mouth:

Help.

8. Or your pet's mouth:

What's that new toy you have?? Oh. My retainer.

9. In a puddle of mud:

The ONE puddle of mud on the street.

10. In the bottom of your bag that is also filled with cookie crumbs, lint, and everything else you own:

At least you also found your missing keys.

11. In the toilet:

Especially right before or after a flush.

12. Down one of these:

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13. In your soup on a date:

OK, just pretend nothing happened.

14. In a ball pit:

OF COURSE you lose your retainer here, of all places. Why are you even in here in the first place?!

Welp. At least you can wipe it off with Fresh Guard™ when you find it.

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