1. In a garbage can:
Hopefully you don't have to dig through TOO much mystery liquid to retrieve it.
2. In a taxi:
You're never seeing that again -- but would you really want to?
3. On a roller coaster:
How did that even happen?!
4. In your bed:
The classic "I took it off in my sleep and now I can't find it anywhere" dilemma.
5. The movie theater:
You take it out and put it on your lap so you can eat popcorn and then you DROP IT.
6. The petting zoo:
"You lost it WHERE?"
7. Someone else's mouth:
Help.
8. Or your pet's mouth:
What's that new toy you have?? Oh. My retainer.
9. In a puddle of mud:
The ONE puddle of mud on the street.
10. In the bottom of your bag that is also filled with cookie crumbs, lint, and everything else you own:
At least you also found your missing keys.
11. In the toilet:
Especially right before or after a flush.
12. Down one of these:
a;oiwejf;awiej;aweaef NO.
13. In your soup on a date:
OK, just pretend nothing happened.
14. In a ball pit:
OF COURSE you lose your retainer here, of all places. Why are you even in here in the first place?!
Welp. At least you can wipe it off with Fresh Guard™ when you find it.
*Use as directed