13 Things You Can Actually Buy On The Internet

Uh yeah, you totally need that.

1. The perfect way to give homage to the greats…

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If you believe it, you can dream it.

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2. $75 for a UFO detector is a BARGAIN!

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Now you can say “don’t go crying to me when the mothership lands” to all your friends. And it’s totally justifiable!

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3. Your cat is special, magical even. The whole world should know!

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4. A gallon of ladybugs for $10? That’s a gallon of BRAND-NEW FRIENDS!

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5. Uranium ore, eh? You’ve always wanted to be glow-in-the-dark, now is your chance!

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6. A horse head mask for the furry in you.

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7. You need this for companionship. Cuddle with it, kiss it, and love it as one of your own.

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8. 8 lbs of assorted dehydrated marshmallows, mmmmm.

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You know, just in case.

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9. A guide on how to avoid large ships, because you never know…

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I mean, you bought that bookshelf… so…

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10. This narwhal tusk for “teaching purposes.”

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Er… yeah… it’s for science.

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11. Because cleaning the litter box is fun at any age!

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12. This handy guide will help you with some post-apocalyptic survival tips.

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Well… one tip. But it’s really good.

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13. Just a ton of Bubble Wrap because it’s awesome…

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It would be a bad idea not to buy it.

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