A don't-talk-to-me-I'm-doing-something-important vibeAn I'm-awkward-but-lovable vibeA take-me-to-the-bedroom vibeA you-know-I'm-right vibeA don't-you-want-to-know vibeA let's-be-friends vibe
You loudly told a joke in front of a bunch of people and it totally bombed.Some jerk called you out for eating something you'd sworn off eating a week ago (I didn't know there was egg in this...)You gave your friend advice that got them in trouble, and now their SO is yelling at youYou just snap in front of someone who's been rude to you for ages, and everyone's looking at you because you're usually so politeYou shared a very personal story with a friend, only to turn around and see that your mom's best friend heard the whole thingYou might've exaggerated how good you were at a certain activity, and now you're doing terribly at it in front of your friends
I'd end up ordering pizza, because I'd like that better than any fancy thing I'd try to cook anyway.I'd make muffins from Betty Crocker, and I'd share them with all my friends.It'd turn out interesting--because I experimented with a couple of flavors I wasn't sure would work together.I'd make a fancy dessert, and it would turn out pretty well because I made sure to follow each step of the recipe carefully.A totally disaster. I lost track halfway through because my favorite album came on and I just had to dance.The result was good! A savory dish that maybe had a little too much freshly squeezed lemon, but what can you do.
A Whose Line Is It Anyway summer camp where you overcome shyness & show off your witAn adventurous summer camp where you spend the day scuba diving and horseback riding (sometimes simultaneously)A Put-A-Bird-On-It summer camp where you paint (non-toxic!) birds all over the abandoned town you're in, and sit around campfires talking about peace.A Let's-Talk-About-Sex summer camp (for adults only) where lots of kinky sh*t happens and you sing lots of acapella tooA hammocking themed summer camp where everyone sleeps in hammocks up high in the trees and there are also trampoline-hammocks.A choose-your-own-adventure summer camp where you can spend the day talking to washed-up celebrities, and then also eat great camp food with a hologram of a selected group of cool historical figures
What Vegetable Are You?
I'm going to come out and say it: You're not everyone's cup of tea. Your sense of humor can be bitter and cynical. You have a big personality, which is always going to be polarizing. But your big personality makes you a force to be reckoned with, and no one could call you forgettable.
You're friends with everyone, because who could not like you? You're like the chameleon of vegetables. You go well with peanut butter, raisins, cream cheese, Ranch dressing, and I'm sure a bunch of other things. You also may be a little too into things that don't matter, like counting calories to the nth degree. Give yourself a break!
Not gonna lie, you might be my favorite vegetable. So I'm going to give you all the good traits. You're witty and smart and kind and creative, and everyone likes to be around you because you make everything better. Thanks for being you.
What can I say? You're definitely YOU. (Duh.) Like, you do your own thing and you do it incredibly well. Other people's opinions don't phase you because you're comfortable with who you are. Props for that, most people in their sixties aren't as comfortable with themselves as you are with yourself now. I'm assuming you're not in your sixties. Also this isn't statistically proven or anything. And when it comes to a good, fierce, and loyal friend, well, you can't be beet. (I'm sorry, I had to.)
You are the hot thing right now. You know those people who peaked in high school? Well, you aren't one of them, because you are still shining right now (take that, George from Physics). You are always on the latest trends, and you kick ass at the gym. Biking, running, rock-climbing, and any other adventurous activity? You've tried them all, and that makes you everyone's go-to friend when a crazy new activity comes up.
You're a hipster. You're not popular, but you have some good friends who know you're much cooler than all the other vegetables, even if no one else seems to see that. You're uber health-conscious in a way that's admirable because you're managing to eat ethically, sustainably, healthily, and locally. You're an environmentalist rock-star, and the earth thanks you for it.
You have a very dry sense of humor. And a lot of hair. Not really relevant to a personality quiz, but I thought I'd mention it anyway. You're the calm and steady one in the group. You don't talk that much, but when you do, your observations are total gems. You can throw out one-liners like nobody's business.
You're a little weird. I would apologize for putting that so bluntly, but you actually took that as a compliment, so I won't. You're quirky and you probably talk to inanimate objects while you're getting dressed in the morning. You don't have any rhythm, but that doesn't stop you from dancing anyways, which is beautiful and cliche, like that quote "Dance like nobody's watching." People can say what they want about you, but you're always entertaining.
Alright, alright. You know you're cool. You're basically everyone's favorite vegetable to hang out with. You're chill. You're just as happy hanging out with a bunch of people as you are hanging out by yourself. Friends can always count on you to have a refreshing take on a situation that's stressing them out.
You're not the best at first impressions. After meeting you, people usually aren't sure what they think. But that's okay, because you age really well. You're going to be the cool grandparent everyone wants to have. You're super open about everything, which is off-putting sometimes, but others find you fascinating because you have the craziest stories and you do not. hold. back.
You're delicate and graceful, like a Natalie Portman in Black Swan before she went crazy. Watch out for your dark side, because sometimes it can take you awhile to dig yourself out of it once you've started brooding. You're sensitive about things and get hurt easily, but that's also what makes you such a good listener and you could totally be a poet.
You're hot. Obviously. Like, 180%, no-one-can-ever-get-enough-of-you hot. You're also incredibly experimental sexually, which is great news for all people because you are dynamite. Also, I don't care if people say you're technically a fruit, because you're so hot people are going to forget that fact immediately.